That’s a lot of words to convey to everyone that you are a bonafide gun humper.

I’m lactose intolerant, but I still eat a lot of dairy. You know why?

The word tummy makes me ill.

In order to make myself feel better about my body, I just repeatedly tell myself that my body would have been the archetype of feminine beauty during the Renaissance.

They either make you poop or they’re diuretics which make you pee a lot and get rid of any liquid you’re retaining. They should not be used as a substitute for diets and exercise for weight loss but it’s insane how people still fall for that shit.

God the word “tummy”. Something about it is so infantalizing like women need baby talk to describe their bodies.

This is created by narcissists, for narcissists. people with body image issues.,

I love Instagram but I only follow people I like and I ignore the ads. 

I love this. Further, can we get a chrome extension like the one that replaces photos of 45 with kittens, except it replaces Kardashians and Giseles with Botticellis?

Diet teas make you poop. This makes your “tummy” (a word I fucking hate) feel less bloated.

I’m British. I’m in my late 30s. How come I don’t know these people? Berenstein Bears thingy?!

Confit. Cook them slowly in the byproducts of their own vanity.

I think this was the best lawsplainer...

Eat the rich.

I’ll be honest—the women that these men victimized are serving a life sentence of having all the same feelings of shock and disgust come right back up again whenever they see these assholes, so why shouldn’t they have to serve a life sentence of keeping the fuck out of the spotlight? There are some things you do that…

I feel like these guys are hoping for forgiveness (or maybe just... forget-ness?), but they’re skipping the steps where you really work to acknowledge, not minimize, the harm you did, AND you take steps to make things right. Forgiveness shouldn’t automatically happen because time passes, and victims don’t owe it to…

I would also like to point out that Louis getting back into the business throws an admitted predator into the work place for these comedians. Women will continue to feel unsafe in a business that basically says that a famous man is more important than a safe work environment.

Until a person who has committed an offense has actually acknowledged what they’ve done, apologized, and made every effort to make amends, I refuse to accept them as a fellow human. I don’t care if it’s cutting me off in traffic or murder.

Whew, finally a white guy catches a break.

This is a nice reminder to never let some tool derail a convo surrounding #metoo with the bullshit about the man’s career. Not even a full year in time out and he’s getting standing o’s.