It’s not a lamp; it’s a torchiere. Torchieres are favored by therapists because indirect light is more comforting.

It can be legal, but against the school code of conduct or something. Last night in Rhode Island, concerned parents tried to get a law passed to prevent teachers from having sex with students 16 and over (16 is the age of consent there). The teachers unions objected, saying it was a law “targeting teachers”.  They…

What is lullaby therapy? I’ve had Frank and Beans for about 5 years now, and while Frank is my cuddle muffin, Beans (on the right)still seems pretty feral. He wants pets on his terms only (that’s fine), but he scurries and hides for the slightest noise or quick movemen

 I baked cute things for a baby shower

I predict this is going to be demolished in about under half an hour

That’s definitely true! But the ones I see people harping on over and over are:

Right? And it moves!

Judging any cat superficially is a fool’s move. I had a cat who was the most easygoing, friendly-to-everyone cat you’d ever meet, despite being a calico. Big girl too. You’d think that was pretty much her whole shtick, but the easygoing thing was a front for pure smartassery. One day we put her on a leash and she…

I think Felicity’s main issue is that people don’t like the main character getting called out on their idiocy - and Oliver is a huge, huge idiot most of the time (and yet I still love him the most). 

It’s not only that. For a portly, slow-moving beast, he displays blinding speed when the door is opened and the hooman’s attention wanders, even slightly. He is not to be judged superficially.

Shelter Cat Update!

Living in the post-atomic age—a time when every cellphone is kicking out god-knows how much radiation, streaming directly into our heads, every single minute of the day—it’s easy to lose sight of just how powerful that particular primeval force can be.

I got some once that had some PCP. My next memory was 3 days later. I apparently still went to school those days and made a bunch of new friends. I also nearly got raped. On the whole, not a great time.

I mean, he got popular with Clerks, but Mallrats did indeed bomb at the box office and considering he wrote Chasing Amy because of JLA, he likely would have either been forced to give up film making, or never made a movie that did as well as Clerks 1. He DEFINITELY would not have had his own comic shop, long running…

“When I saw her on shoot day, I said ‘See all these trucks? All this equipment and all these people came all the way to #neworleans today—all because you and I met 24 years ago,” he writes. Aw.

This is how I imagine their wedding:

Johnny Depp regrets falling in love with Amber Heard but not being an alcoholic/drug addict asshole wife beater. 

I’m sorry, I just can’t sympathize much for her. You choose to make your life this public. Remember the third Osbourne sibling? No, you don’t. Because she was smart enough to stay out of this mess.

Emily Ratajkowski saying her husband is not as rich as he seems is absurd. Girl, you pay the rent then, you have millions. They have a $2 million dollar house in Los Angeles, this is just him and her being greedy and exploiting something that was meant to benefit low income people. 

Some parents may be less inclined to show their kid a movie where a child is forcibly taken from its parent, its parent is changed up, and the kid is given a cruel nickname that then never stops being his name.