That’s exactly what someone deep into this would say.

This Shit? I’m Still Sick Of It.

It’s good that Judge Taylor (who was apparently addressing Coach Strong as if he were actually present in the courtroom and has players not recruited by him under 24-hour surveillance and wearing magnetic boots on a metal floor to lock them into place) lives in a place where having a USF diploma has caused her no…

I agree with you, but I’ve never seen people go from zero to “they never had it so good as they did when they were slaves” faster than in Mississippi. Like, after one beer.

Raptors D is on full display

Gordon Hayward looks like a Pixar version of himself. Somehow.

An equally valid question: Can Gobert hang with the Warriors’ smaller players in the pick and roll? That might go as far in determining how long this series goes as Hayward’s performance.

Couldn’t this be extended to beyond bowl games? I mean what’s to stop a top sophomore from just sitting out his whole junior year? Or skipping the non-conference fluff games? I wouldn’t be surprised to start seeing those things happen more often. And I hope that they do.

Man those GC8s were such good looking cars. That might have been peak Impreza.

—Chad, honey? Maybe you shouldn’t watch the draft if it makes you feel sad.

I presume the plan is to sit Trubisky at the learning tree that is *stifles giggle* Mike Glennon for a few years?

We’re talking hundreds of millions of dollars per year that needs to be replaced. Right now 95% of their subscribers never even watch the channel. So sure some of it can be recouped, although no way is a $20 price point per month realistic. Another problem is that unlike cable, most subscribers will cancel 9 months a…

Dao’s attorney: “We’re not just doing this for money...”
Dao: “We’re not?”
Attorney: “We’re doing this for a shitload of money!”

Agree completely, only to add that their profitability is dependent entirely on the cable bundle. That is, the vast majority of their subscribers don’t even watch the channel ever, they are merely forced to subscribe to it as part of a package. That’s why during the last round of realignment ratings were never…

Also, at least to me, the expansion of college football into a 5-days-a-week affair has diluted what used to be appointment viewing. NFL works because, for the most part, its media partners spend the whole week building up storylines that culminate on Sunday. And while that’s still true for the top college teams, I…

As someone with no rooting interest at stake in this game (apart from chaos), I can confirm that every last bit of the stupidity displayed from all comers (except John Wall, really) was most enjoyable indeed.

ESPN is also, sort of, being cannibalizes by its partners. The sorts of live sports rights ESPN/ABC has aren’t nearly as valuable as they once might have been. If you wanted to see baseball, or basketball or football games beyond your home markets team and whoever they were playing, you would tune into one of ESPN’s…

This is the one I want gone. I don’t even know his name, I just googled ESPN Anchor Howdy Doody Looking Assbag With Painted On Eyebrows.

This is the first time hearing love put a smile on a player’s face.