No no, you’ve got it all wrong: it’ll be Joe Biden’s fault now.

I went to one near Montreal when I was a kid... That fried ice cream set the bar for me (rightly or wrongly), and I have yet to find another place that does as good a job at it. (And no, ice cream covered in fried Rice Krispies isn't the same.)

“It’s deus ex with driving and the hacking from Watch_Dogs”

As a Canadian who helps extricate vehicles stuck in the snow at least 5 times per season, let me assure you: that giant bag of cat litter helps.

I thought it was just me. Like maybe it was the mobile links that didn’t work.

...which are TERRIBLE for vaginas and those who love and care for them.

I wear glasses and have always said how fortunate it is that I live *now*, when my eyesight can be corrected, rather than any other time when I’d have been lucky to be able to work. When you factor in my asthma, allergies, and XX chromosomes... well, I’m just glad I live in the 21st century, with all its modern…

Wait, who *is* my supervisor?

Why not both? After all, “tossing the salad” is a thing.

You’re not alone. That flipping button gets in my way all the time.

Interesting! And here I was thinking my carpal tunnel was getting worse... Maybe it's just the new and smaller controller.

I wholeheartedly agree.

“dominate”

“from what I understand it seems motivated by internalized misogyny, a desire to see two hot guys, attraction to men who display traditionally feminine sensitivity onscreen and possessiveness toward characters. If I can’t have him, I won’t tolerate him with another female.”

You should really try Coureur des bois (https://www.saq.com/en/catalogsearch/result/?q=Coureur+des+bois) if you're near the border with Québec! I prefer it to Sortilège. :)

I thought importing cars into Canada was a brutal and generally unpleasant experience... But knowing there are a few affordable imports just a couple hours down the road is great!

If you want to try horsemeat, come to Québec! We sell it in the grocery store and it’s delicious. Tastes like elk-y beef. Slightly gamey and sweet, and VERY lean. It’s deeelicious ground or in steaks.

[Edited to add a second and third paragraph, because I was a butterfingers and posted before I was done writing.]

Holy shit, you guys... this was the most civil (pleasant, even!) online exchange I’ve seen in ages. Thumbs up!

Yet another OkCupid fan... I met my husband there 8 years ago! I had tried some other platforms, including Match and eHarmony, but was turned off by the cost and the fact that they were clearly aimed at mature singles, not people in their early 20s