I don’t think I would do a porn for only $1 million but tbh there IS a number, though I’m not sure what it is.

I forgot I had installed that thing that changes the word “millennial” to “snake person” so the headline reads

HMMMM. I’m wondering why he is, as he said, okay with her doing “way, way more” for the household than he. Is he doing more paid work? While his partner seems to be okay with it, women can have a way of -how shall I put this?- settling.

Lena Dunham. She was stuck halfway between stage and orchestra pit.

Jesus did turn the loaves into sugar cookies. Point that out next time.

there was a third tablet that got broken. it was on that one.

Of course, once this passes, there will be lots of legislation and funding to assist the families who have been forced to birth a child with disabilities for which they are perhaps not capable of caring/coping/etc. Otherwise, that would just be cruel to both the families and the children.

Good god. Saw the image and thought that someone had made a Full House-based porn.

Same. There are a few lines I would never cross (Klansmen, Coldplay fans) but it would be unspeakably boring - and you’d miss out some great friendships if you only hung out with people who saw eye-to-eye with you about everything. Although, like Tracy said, the ideal friend is someone you can talk to when you…

Agreed. That was a great point to bring up. I don’t want my friends to be all clones of me, that would be boring. I live for a good, healthy, well-thought out debate.

Tracy, I think you and I would be friends, because I totally totally get what you’re saying about not wanting to be too close to people who demand all their friends act in ideological lockstep. One of the best memories of a good friend and I came after three hours of drunkenly arguing about whether there was some…

First of all, this is a great piece! Secondly, I think a good way to deal with women saying sexist things is to remind them that those attitudes negatively affect them too. Not ad hominem attacks, but things like, “You think fixing cars is for men? Don’t you think people might say the same thing about your interest in…

Silly little bitch is my favorite insult now. Thank you.

“I was hangry” is the only legitimate defense.

I’m thinking that he might suffer from dementia, although that doesn’t explain why his family passively allowed him to assault the delivery driver.

Also, it upsets me when they say things that I don’t find funny. And when they hold political opinions that I do not share. It is ok for them to talk if they agree with everything I do, but if they don’t, then they should never open their mouths. And it makes me angry if they express frustration or ambivalence about…

CELEBRITIES MUST PLEASE US AT ALL TIMES. THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BE IMPERFECT. IT MAKES ME SAD WHEN MY DOLLIES DO NOT BEHAVE EXACTLY AS I WANT THEM TO.

Sriracha is bliss; ambrosia and perfection; nothing else matters. Yes, that is a haiku.

Irregardless its not unpossible that this reply will make you feel better. Like, alot better. Litreally alot better.