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Why? It’s called panty dropper, not panty ripper. As in, you’re dropping your pants voluntarily.

Kelly wasn’t funny either though. Joan could (and should) have been doing Fashion Police as a one woman show. All her sidekicks sucked.

I wish I believed in ghosts and that this were true. But these people still aren’t funny - with the exception of Cho and she doesn’t need Joan’s ghost to be funny - proving beyond a reasonable doubt that Joan is gone forever.

I just want to know if anyone has asked her about how her four marriages jibe with her ultra-fundie beliefs and what kind of nonsense response she comes up with.

It always pisses me off to no end to hear about teachers getting into trouble for being good at their jobs and teaching kids more than the crappy curriculum version of historic events.

Yes. His wife “hated that bitch”.

So it’s sexual harassment if a female colleague and I discuss how hot a guy is, in private, even if that guy isn’t even an employee? Come the fuck on, people aren’t robots either, just because they’re at work. It sucks this guy didn’t turn his phone off but this isn’t a big deal and judging from her reaction I can see

I wish people would stop acting as if cheating and jerking off to porn are in any way similar to fondling your sisters.

Agree. Men like Josh are basically the result of repression and fundamentalist religion. By the same token, Anna and her choice to stay with him are also the result of that horrible upbringing.

I can’t roll my eyes hard enough at this whole thing. The campaign is silly and won’t work but it’s also harmless. Consent needs to be taught before college.

Im just confused by the whole thing and do t understand why Kara thought to write an article to basically say: “I can’t really find fault with this other than that it was done by a white lady and there’s definitely no cultural appropriation but I’m gonna be outraged anyway and take another chance to remind the world

Yeah but if I’m gonna do porn, I don’t want to retire and be middle class. I want to retire NOW and be filthy rich, if it’s going to be worth the price of the humiliation.

I wonder if Batman spanks her with a rolled up newspaper in the parody porn?

I’ll do it if it’s enough for me to retire immediately and be so rich I don’t give a shit what anyone thinks. So yeah, a million won't cut it.

The tone of Jezebel articles about female celebrities like Fey and Schumer is very much “we worship you and think you’re the bee’s knees until you do something ‘wrong’ and aren’t 100% a ‘perfect’ feminist, and then we’ll turn on you. It’s just a pattern I’ve noticed.

Re: your second paragraph, the tone of the articles written about them went from ridiculously ass-kissy to bitchy mean girl. Jezebel writers are fairweather friends when it comes to their female heroines du jour. It’s very high school of them.

Great reply. I feel like when you’re a teenager and in college, you expect all your friends to think like you and agree on most issues and be in, as you say, “ideological lockstep”. Then you grow up (or you should) and you don’t have as much time and energy for that crap and mostly, you also realise that you can be

So she ran off with a 25 year-old with a criminal record for drug offences, and I bet he sent her dick pics (hence the “distribution of obscenity to a minor”). Silly little bitch, I would so want to strangle her right now if she were my kid.

I agree. But that’s not the point. Don’t you think we’ll get better results over time if people aren’t made to feel defensive?

Well, she lives, works and pays taxes in the US so I’d say that gives her the right to “harass” Cruz - you must be one of those “persecuted Christians” Cruz is talking about, if you consider that harassment. And btw, I doubt anyone would complain if you went north of the border to harass the human shitstain that is