Risky, but I see what you did there.
Best Celica Supra? A60 or bust:
An elderly Jewish woman wins the state lottery, $100 million. And during her press conference, she says she intends to give most of it away. “$40 million to B’nai B’rith, $30 million to Hadassah, and $10 million to the Nazi party in Germany.” The reporters can’t believe what they just heard. One asks, “Did you say… Read more
We have the absolute most snuggly great dane ever, I swear. She pulls the little spoon shit in the middle of the night, you wake up and the back of her head is in front of my face. It’s cute as hell, and I realize that there’s pretty much nothing I can do about it at this point, so we just go with it.
Our dogs aren’t even that big! 45lbs and 60. The smaller, older dog does this thing where she wants to curl up in contact with my leg, and then I get hot so I scooch over, and she just chases me until she’s sprawling all the way across the damn bed. The other dog is just an idiot.
We have two dogs, so the humans collectively get to split 22% of the bed area and the dogs get the rest no matter what we do. The dog share of the bed STARTS reasonable, sure. They’re just there in the corners, but as we fall asleep they gradually creep inwards and stretch out from their little balls, until they’re… Read more
Okay yeah, I might settle for HCCI too!
Not a head injury. That was shoulder-to-shoulder and clean as can be.