I don’t know much about Tristan Thompson, but I know enough about Draymond Green to know that Thompson was totally right, and I’m 100% on his side, and he absolutely won the fight.

Pal, it’s really on you that you can’t appreciate what is inarguably the finest show on network and possibly all of tv right now

Well, here’s your gif you salty, salty bastard.

Risky, but I see what you did there.

My favorite thing about The Good Place’s twitter is that they only follow two other accounts: The Jacksonville Jaguars and Blake Bortles.

Alabama should have been left out. Weakest schedule, didn’t beat their only challenging opponent of the year, didn’t win their conference. There’s no reason in college football that we should let conference losers have do-overs, and they’ve done it twice for Alabama.

Best Celica Supra? A60 or bust:

RIP Wentz’ mobility.

So the tourist visiting Bergen for the first time comes up on a Norwegian youth and asks “Does it always rain like this here?”

It built character.

I would laugh continually for days and then die from laughing if this actually happened.

An elderly Jewish woman wins the state lottery, $100 million. And during her press conference, she says she intends to give most of it away. “$40 million to B’nai B’rith, $30 million to Hadassah, and $10 million to the Nazi party in Germany.” The reporters can’t believe what they just heard. One asks, “Did you say…

Okay yeah, I might settle for HCCI too!

Not a head injury. That was shoulder-to-shoulder and clean as can be.

Both players contacted with their shoulders, neither player’s head brutally hit the ground. Definitely a separated shoulder, definitely not a concussion.

Or kill himself tragically after finding the love of his life dead. Guy, I get your fight and you stance. But on this one, let it go. He found her dead and killed himself. Usually people who take their lives aren’t in their right mind. Willing to go out on a limb here and say seeing the love your life dead may put you…

So, that was Mrs. Lundegaard on the floor in there. And I guess that was your accomplice in the wood chipper. And those three people in Brainerd. And for what? For a little bit of money? There’s more to life than a little money, you know. Don’tcha know that? And here ya are, and it’s a beautiful day. Well. I just…

Not every car experience is the same. Some people enjoy drag racing their cars, some prefer taking the long way through the twisties, some love dropping the top and taking in the sun, some want a plush interior and a nice ride, some like to plow through mud and rocks and get to places they thought they couldn’t get…

We could call it: Run What You Brung

"Hey kids, who wants to see James Harden?"