I dunno... I have been watching someone play this and the open world seems to remove some of the scary aspect mainly because of bad AI. Enemies will chase you to the last place they saw you and then look around for a bit, then shamble back to their routine.

In an MMO where chat is disabled, the mime is king!

Every once in awhile Kinja gets broken and each time I click the star it deducts one star from the post. I like to click them down to zero before I give up my godlike abilities, reload the page and begrudgingly award them a single star.

That’s it I’m going to have to put some money aside for the ps4. Exclusive games (and dlc) like this make it clear that it’s pretty much a must have console at this point

Can’t wait to level up my Unarmed skill level!

men can be feminists, but don’t trust a single fucking one who makes a living off feminism.

I’m just here to see what Comment Ninja (I guess it’s now Comment Faerie?) has to say about this.

My young daughter used to fire up Burnout Paradise and pretend she was dropping her kids off at school, then driving to work. She obeyed all traffic laws. It was infuriating to watch.

Which part of the head, though? The side of the head?

Tim, your work is a constant source of joy and laughs. Getting to read the confused / complaining comments after the video is like an extra cherry on top.

Well, no, it’s actually because it’s an eleven-minute video of Original Content which hinges on an increasingly elaborate joke / delivery / tone. If I were to summarize it in a paragraph of text it would sound idiotic. The execution is like 99% of the thing.

I’ve been working with Cecilia on this story since Thursday, when I warned her that things would likely blow up over the weekend and that she might have to work Saturday and Sunday. Which she of course agreed to do immediately, because she is a trooper. Her hard work is the reason that this story is more thorough than…

I initially read “caffeine runs” as meaning “diarrhea from too much coffee”, and became a little concerned....

Maybe we are all already just a part of an AI trying to figure out what happened to humanity, and we are just echoes of its memories. This game is just its own meta working its way in to the memory cycle...

10 years. 1 decade. 1/10th of a century. That’s how long the sad nerdgins have been sucking off “Lord GabeN” and finding some way to squeak, “HALF-LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!” into every damn Reddit post, appropos of nothing, completely forgiving the fact that the corpulent fat fucking liar, Gabe Newell, hasn’t even bothered to…

Why does this read like it was furiously typed from a cold, dark basement?

This is a 100% inaccurate description from someone who has clearly never played the game.