I’ll just wait for Downhill Domination 2: Electric Boogaloo!

Got’em!!

From Cracked’s indomitable Robert Brockway on the defilement that is Mario Lopez:

As an SF resident, they need to update it so you can’t see the damn fireworks due to fog. Seriously, there are parts of the Bay where you can see a glow from 5 different shows in five different cities, and all you’ll see is the glow in the sky. It’s shitty AF.

You get it.

I didn’t even see this comment. At least you didn’t repeatedly tell me to eat glass.

Speaking of not preparing: Good luck getting a hotel anywhere in Nebraska this late in the game. Most places have been booked out for more than a year. Which is fine by the people of Scottsbluff, who I’m guessing would rather not have you and your friends coming in to judge, ridicule and mock them for being boring,…

All mushrooms and no cake makes Mario a crazy man.

Zack is a cool dude. I find it less important that he’s 15 and more important that he’s confident; that’s what makes him so impressive and fun to watch, not that he’s young. Having the confidence to demonstrate your personality despite the haters is awesome to see and leads to entertaining sets whenever he’s involved.

As far as I can tell there has never been an official answer, so I am extremely thrilled to be able to provide one, 19 years later.

Jason you could have put this in the book as DLC!

I’m so glad they keep working on the game, despite people being rude and downright abusive with their comments. I can understand not liking the game and wanting to see some changes, but there are so many people just using this as a chance to go and straight up attack Bioware.

Oh please Jason, we all know you’re the one delaying the Virtual Console on purpose.

I am still debating if i should buy/subscribe to this game. I have never played any MMOs, but have always loved the FF universe and JRPGs in general...

The guy that I had a HUGE crush on in high school and into college lent me this after I borrowed his entire BLAME! collection. It took me ages to finally watch it, I was thoroughly confused, but it did give me an excuse to talk to that guy a lot.

Do you ever find yourself in the midst of writing something like this and just think to yourself ‘Christ, we’re just a bunch of apes’? Maybe it’s just me, but whenever i read anything that tries to unpack social knots it reminds me of how thoroughly we’re another animal.

FUN FACT: One of the competitors in that Elemental Gearbolt case tournament was Michael Fahey, who later sold his case and has been kicking himself ever since.