Dude, the things I would do to Liz Gillies. I might just leave my old man and kid for her.

Though I'm not entirely sure he would win out against a bear holding a shark.

Hey, let's go over to homestarrunner.com and see if the Brothers Chaps have added any updates since 2010….
Oh, look! Still NOTHING.
Fuck your paying jobs.

I'd be disappointed to see them put a cap on it at all (only six seasons? I'd take a seventh season—hopefully more—over a movie). Especially considering the fact that they've been pulling this mid-season premiere bullshit for a while now; 13 episodes hardly feels like a proper season after the glory of the first…

Not a whole helluva lot. Of course, I didn't actually watch the Garfield movie. I assume that would have been quite the workshop.

If only that was the reason Murray did Garfield. Far less depressing than the harsh reality that he mistakenly thought he was going to be working with one of the Cohen brothers (as opposed to a writer sharing their last name).

Maybe it's just me, but all I can picture is Conan O'Brien working with Dudez a Plenti to craft a killer hit track.
"Baby….I Wish You Were…My Baby"

As someone who spent the majority of their youth in the Seventh Day Adventist church, no…not really. I mean, the basic tenets of faith are shared (belief in the trinity, Jesus Christ as a messiah, etc). but there are certainly departures. Adventists observe the Sabbath, and many of the Old Testament ideals (no pork or…

Yes, yes yes.
I loved this movie when it came out. I was 7, and not yet a total non-believer. I did love Steve Martin and Debra Winger, however. Little did i know that I was about to discover my favorite actor for the next 20+ years in Philip Seymour Hoffman.
I still own the ol' VHS copy from my youth, and I still…

I assumed the interview was supposed to be taking place all at once, with her recollections/reasons for answering each question being a singular episode. Clearly, they were just hoping to get to syndication.

Ah, this guy again. Adding another "soon to be cancelled" to his long list, the poor bastard. As a fan of Hornby, and the film, I just can't
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Fuck off already, Degrassi.

Alanis Morissette, mayhaps?
The idea of "You Oughta Know" being inspired by JFK is almost as amusing as it being about Dave Coulier. Almost.

I realize this. That's the point. NBC cancels 30 Rock. 30 Rock brings out the idea of "Tank It" in its brilliant final season. NBC proceeds to make a series of questionable calls. Irony intended, but not by NBC, I fear.

Actually, the "ransom captive Israel" bit is from the original hymn.
Just sayin'.

I came here expecting to have to mention "Bro Hymn (Tribute)." Now I find myself feeling shamed to have doubted you, AV Club. Ne'er again.

This is pretty much exactly what I would expect it to be. Wondering where Darwish is, however.

With every NBC decision announced, I picture Jack Donaghy working his network sabotage. Why feature the brilliance of a man like Mulaney when you've got Anne Heche in the wings? (dear god, the unintentional puns).

As stated perfectly in Season 2 commentary (I cannot recall the specific episode, sadly), Donald Glover losing his shit is *always* funny. If nothing else—and I think there was plenty else—this was an episode that exercised this fact beautifully.

Oh, fuck yes.