"My name is Alex"

Also noting that the end credits included the fact that the concept for the episode (at least in regards to the duckling) came from his 6-year old daughter. The cheerleader was right; he is a great father.

The "Sittin' on a cock cuz I'm gay" bit was indeed from the Talking Funny special on HBO.
He also deconstructed the fart joke on the Daily Show.
I can't say I disagreed with his reasoning on either point.