lightspeedhippo
LightspeedHippo
lightspeedhippo

I think Margin of Error needs to pass you some of his leaded fuel.

For the last time, whether you’re really good at basketball, or making movies, or beloved family sitcoms, or cooking food, or comedy, you still don’t get to rape someone. And if you do, people might bring it up.

I’ll probably be the minority here, but a Tahoe with the 3.0l Duramax pulling close to 30 mpg coupled with supercruise would be an awesome road trip vehicle to take on a camping trip

Your statement of GM’s full-size trucks not offering ANY kind of adaptive cruise control is incorrect.

“Mitt Romney is a has been loser who lost to Obama,” is all Trump will say and people will eat it up. Hell I doubt many even remember Romney ran for president given how short the attention span is of most voters (Gore seems to be an exception because of the Florida issue). Sixty percent of independents in the US don’t

Is there such a thing as a megachurch pastor who isn't a piece of shit? Serious question. I've met plenty of nice clergy but they've all been of, you know, regular size churches.

“No, not fucking creepy. I said she was fucking Goofy.”

Me and the wife have a mandatory sex day. It is Wednesday, which is today, which means I’ll be getting some later.

Where did I say they couldn’t get orders out in a timely manner?

Its open from 11-2 five days a week, been open for years and has a line out of the door by 11:30.

The main issue is the price. If they were asking for a couple grand, it’d be a hilarious rally cross car or winter hoonmobile, and you just drive it until something blows up.

At the pretty well know burger joint near me, you might get kicked out for doing that as well.

This. I think mayo on a burger is weird, but I ain’t gonna put down and deny the people who want it. Food snobbery is even weirder than mayo on a burger.

Do you like ketchup on your burger? Then it belongs on your burger.

WHERE DOES HE SAY HE ENJOYS IT?

“You are a selfish asshole for considering healthcare a human right and wanting candidates to recognize that as well.”  What a weird fucking thing to say.

He doesn’t say he enjoys doing it. You’re forcing a narrative that people beyond traditional retirement age work because they want to.

He also doesn’t say he is only working because he needs the money, but does anybody enjoy their freelance no insurance contractor manual labor job that much?

Man, don’t sprain anything with that reach or *you’ll* need universal healthcare.

I mean... yeah.

He’s 62 and he’s working 13 hour days. You think that’s... normal?

I think that episode probably holds up ok, because the joke isn’t actually at the expense of gay men. The joke is that George and Jerry are insecure children.