Man this comment was almost as good as the whole article. Slow clap to both of you. 

For context to everyone unaware, this commenter wrote the book on four-wheel drive (basically):

“This allows for relatively long axle shafts, which means the axles’ constant-velocity joints won’t be at too steep of an angle when the suspension is at full droop.”

more like:

My client is a young man in high school with college aspirations.

Apropos of nothing, and I’m sure the average Jalop doesn’t need to hear this but just in case, for those in the back, I’d like to remind drivers that turn signals are used to indicate your intention to turn, not just to indicate what you are in the middle of doing.

I never understood how Miatas came to be viewed as “hairdressers’ cars.”

Been there. That’s where you just take back roads home and drive SLOW. 

Crushed stone too. 1 yard of crushed bluestone will put you at weight capacity but the bed is only ~1/3 full volumetrically. I’ve made the mistake of trying for 1.5 yards

This is outrageous. Where are the armed men who come in to take the reckless passengers away? Where are they? This kind of behavior should never be tolerated on airplanes. You shout like that, they put you in jail. Right away. No trial, no nothing. Anti-maskers? We have a special jail for anti-maskers. You are…

An important reminder that your local elections are far more important than the national ones, at least in terms of your day-to-day life. Say what you will about any President, none of them made it illegal for you to register your car in Maine and none of them could’ve even if they wanted to.

Hi, I’m Jimmy from Jimmy’s Manure Delivery.  All of our vehicles are Dodge Journeys, because they’re crap before we even load anything in them.

Since cocaine is a powder, it doesn’t really matter what shape the trunk is, since the primary thing this car was meant to carry would fit easily in any shape.

Have you read Carroll Smith’s Tune to Win? Pardon any mistakes, this is copied from a text recognized scan. But this is all he has to say about the swing axle in ~150 pages of vehicle dynamics and tuning info.

The best parking spot is in front of my computer ordering online and avoiding the shit show that is going to a brick and mortar store.

Also, bees! </obligatory>

The right answer is unquestionably a used Lexus LS or GS. A few year old GS 350 AWD F Sport is pretty nice looking.

That’s a shitload of downforce.

Yeah, they rarely ever spend money on R&D. Thats why this car still has the same electrical architecture as GMs have had for decades, the same engine layout, and same suspension. Also probably why they have never looked at making a series hybrid, BEV, autonomous car, or hydrogen cars. Can you imagine what they would…

I wish people wouldnt lay around the terminal like a bunch of refugees. Have some self respect and go to Applebees and get drunk.