Some people need to be true to themselves and just admit that even if Biden did it, it wouldn’t affect their voting for him. For us survivors, it’s honestly less mentally taxing and betraying to hear folks say they’d vote for him. At least I can write it off as “politics as usual”.

Women came up with similar accusations against Cosby, Weinstein and Trump. Often, much less corroborated.

Golden Showers are so passé. Covid Showers are all the rage.

The correct word is Rapist.

Biden’s gonna die in office and Trump is going to die of a stroke from losing. Curse of Tippecanoe is going to take two for missing Bush. I just hope he picks someone good and not fuckin’ Amy K or some outgoing prominent lady Republican for a “unity” ticket.

I mean she’s not great, but it’s only 8 months. At least she’ll give Biden the opportunity to (maybe) free the children in cages.

That was the plan. Allegedly they spent $5,000 on it on FNC in a spot that they knew Trump watched. After his massive whinefest they made bank on donations to make even more.

I mean Eternal Recurrence is a theme out there. Xenosaga played the same thing, where the cycle that the games are in is an attempt to break past a very bleak point in time.

Plus TFA was going in very obvious directions that would have been narratively boring. Upending what JJ had in mind did it a favor, even if it derailed what JJ inevitably brought back onto the boring rails in Skywalker.

I swear we only have two haircuts: Immaculately coiffed gay and Bad Buzz that only Accentuates the terrible shapes of our head

The majority of medical bankruptcies are for those that have health insurance. So you better get that burn taken care of.

Congrats to all the Biden supporters whose stock portfolios would have been adversely affected by Medicare for All and a higher minimum wage.

So we’re no longer on fire, but we’re still dousing ourselves in gasoline. Great.

You’ve got plenty of other 24 hours to watch something else. 

Sweet, can’t wait to see him deny emergency aid and funds from the Yankees

Us millenials had the luck to come into our drinking time when craft distilling and brewing started out. Being able to have a bottle/can of a beer that I actually enjoy the flavor of and get a good buzz due to a decent ABV makes me drink less in quantity and more in quality. Likewise, having access to good cocktail…

Me: Now what could be worse than Buttegieg?

Dying will stop them from voting, though.

Now post an article from 2020, obviously not the one showing a much lower than expected flu death rate this year.

“Avoiding politics” itself is a political position. As long a the state exists, all existence is political. Also by mentioning Jalopnik as being apolitical you just outed yourself as not actually reading Jalopnik, poseur.