It’s probably the only thing I can almost respect him on, treating Republicans like complete shit and getting away with it.

DDlg: Dom Donald, liddle- giuliani

Not that lying under oath will get you removed from office, but still it’s a start

Black don’t crack unless you’re a hack.

If it helps, Dash was 5-10 years older than the rest of the cast. 

Fuck.

I mean she’s probably the most prominent Ukrainian right now in the United States. Meeting the president of Ukraine seems a little odd but not outright bizarre.

I know these are made up but I imagine them in my mind’s eye of her saying them and feel the compulsion to vote for her. I-i-is she a witch?

Oh I’d give McCain better odds

Welp, guess I’m gonna have diarrhea tomorrow!

Creative Arts: Casting

Preferred outcome: Trump has a coronary while tweeting on the can. Kelly Anne Conway “leaks” pictures. Trump survives but is weakened, maybe has a stroke too.

I like that now we can do bad/dumb/stupid shit and fall into the middle of option of being called tedious/mediocre rather than hailed as “brave” or damned as “immoral”.

I hate politics for the reason that I fully understand why Pelosi isn’t pushing for an impeachment (until after the Trump is elected to a possible 2nd term).

Yes

As well, the company being sued will try to subrogate if there’s in any way that a manufacturer or third party was at fault. That way the company doesn’t get hit from OSHA and still looks good to the employees for paying out WC. At least, if the company isn’t a piece of shit.

Goddamnit, I was wavering on going for barbacoa or the new carne asada last night just before this article came out.

I hate this future.

Honestly, it’s a really cool eye-patch that doesn’t deserve Dan Crenshaw.