Green Enchiladas. My mom makes the sauce herself with fresh tomatillos and green chiles. Freshly cooked chicken wrapped in corn tortillas softened by oil and green sauce. Topped with cheese and then doused in more green sauce. Sadly my partner is spice-averse or else I’d make it full-strength at home, but whenever I…

“During 2012-2016, an estimated annual average of 18,100 (5%) reported home structure fires started by smoking materials killed an average of 590 (23%) people annually, injured 1,130 (10%) per year, and caused $476 million in direct property damage (7%) per year.”

I have some bad news for you about his views on water, shelter and cheeseburgers.

Just bring back the double down!

ARFID most likely, which can be from OCD or anxiety disorders. The social norms of eating, especially at people’s houses where they cook a meal for you, can be anxiety inducing and often foods-someone-can’t-fuck-up and fast foods become an alternative.

Swift is the Joe Biden of pop music.

I’d say there are two spikes in when “moist” became an “unappealing” word for people. After the Dead Like Me episode and after the How I Met Your Mother episode where characters described disliking that word.

I will go out of my way to knock Blissey, and only Blissey, out of gyms.

Motherless Brooklyn looked aggressively mediocre when we went to the movies this past weekend. Plus the trailer basically laid out the entire movie, boring.

Watching a horrible person’s ignoble spiral into nothingness is fun.

Turns out I am such a Monica!

Fun fact: Factoid only became to be synonymous with “trivia” because people kept on using the word in that manner. When you take into account its real meaning, it’s ironic.

The Deuce is about to enter its 3rd season

Rot in hell Bobby B, Targs are here to stay!

It’s like 75% comedy 25% horror, if it helps. The comedy part being much more relatable if you’ve gone though/dated somebody that’s gone through graduate school.

And it’s a wonderful thing. Not only because I love maximalism (where it’s warranted) but even the standard tv-watching yokel now can “feel” when a tv show (with a season-long story) is just fluffing out time.

Yeah, after seeing that the next developing storm is looking to hit Alabama either Trump got a weather machine, Mother Nature has a sense of humor, or all the ill-will we sent to Hurricanes following Marianne Williamson’s tweet made this happen.

White noise machine of this sound, please

Try some Creme de Violette. You can generally get a 750ml bottle for $30, but because of its strong flavor it will last you a while. A little splash in a sparkling can turn it something beautiful... and tasty.