Man, Joseph Campbell’s got some bad news for you about narratives...

Nope. Winner-takes-the-state laws negate any relevance of the electoral college. Thankfully a recent ruling made unfaithful electors useful again.

Does the game let you go Double Down on the colonel?

God, must they all act so European?

TBH Taliban peace talks around 9/11 would have been really, really bad optics. That nobody caught that sooner means that a lot of people reneged on their promise to Never Forget.

Bolton was probably the most dangerous one in Washington. While there are others that might have “worse” FP ideas, they lack the know-how to selectively filter them to create an effective narrative for Trump. That we know of, at least. There’s still the unknown unknowns to consider. Speaking of which, Rumsfield’s not…

There’s the backup headline to consider: 

Also keep in mind how much you want to drink and the prospective “deal” you’d be getting. I went out to dinner a few weeks ago, $14 for an 8oz pour (which I’m not sure how they get around that liquor statute here but w/e). OR we could buy the bottle for $38. A savings of $4 and some change (wine bottle is ~25.4oz).…

It used to be DD Dowd but the back problems became too much.

Dibs on calling this Alabama Slammergate!

Because we don’t have offical science agencies, the closest we really get are the National Academies of Science and the Goverment Accountability Office. There’s also the Office of Science and Technology Policy, but it’s relatively toothless under Republican presidencies.

I love beef. I also know there’s a finite amount of beef I can eat before seeing serious health effects directly related to beef consumption. All these meat substitutes mean I can invest that amount of beef into better forms (taste, sustainability, ethical concerns) while still getting a burger I like the taste of.

What’s with these god-forsaken heteros ruining the sanctity of marriage?!

Uh, did your bot script mess up?

Counter-Counterpoint: (consensual) Donkey punches

I’m really hoping that Murphy will shut up the old comics complaining about PC-ness by managing to be hilarious and conscientious while still being transgressive. 

IF YOU DO THIS TO YOUR DOG I WILL STEAL YOUR DOG AND THEN I WILL HAVE ONE MORE DOG.

Kelly is a fucking centrist democrat, it’s ridiculous that they’d paint him radical. Kyrsten Sinema was the very definition of Liberal Boogeyman and still managed to beat McSally.

Honestly, it’s Mormon-run Mesa, rich snobby Scottsdale, and the pre-crypt Sun City that’s keeping Arizona red.