But does the Sandman still smash beer cans into his forehead? Does he still have his entrance music? Will he cane random jobbers on the Sci-Fi Channel?

When Morpheus is captured by occultist Roderick Burgess (Charles Dance)

Goyer being involved doesn’t fill me with confidence, but everything else sounds nifty!

Edit: That was supposed to say 420 hours, not days. 

Well, there’s no reason to fuck after you did your primal instinct of procreating and/or can no longer do so. (Plus humanity, being so-called intelligent, doesn’t even need to procreate mindlessly anymore) Nor does it make much sense to masturbate. Yet, humanity does it. And it does it far more emotionally and…

Some people find things like this meditative and relaxing, I do sometimes - rewarding, even. While the achievement for it is just like everybody else’s, it carries a certain weight that, while silly to you or me, obviously means something to him.

I would argue it’s more impressive, if not all that exciting.

Sure, but then at least you’re exposing yourself to variety or new experiences. Like absolutely, I have wasted tons of time playing Pokemon, etc., but at least that time has activities that vary. I’m usually in favor of what you’re arguing, but I guess this is over my “limit.” I can’t rationalize this particular one.

Well, I imagine/hope they’re doing other things while doing this so it’s not a waste of time: watching movies or TV, listening to podcasts or audiobooks, etc. It’s arguably not anymore a waste of time than playing the game the way it was meant to be played. It just puts that time-wasting directly in the spotlight,…

Man, if Johns doesn’t overuse Watchmen, King sure does. Though, yeah, I loved Omega Men and Vision a lot. And Heroes In Crisis, though I did not like the ultimate explanation for everything.

Clark Kent, glasses.

No matter how some much criticizes things, we like what we like. Enjoy your comic!

Batman in the Chair was even better once you learn that it was basically an extensive act of passive-aggression.

Alan Moore just shakes his head about this.

DC has always had a ‘dumb vllain’ problem. The Penguin, the Riddler, Two-Face (They haven’t dared touch the whole superman ‘Bizarro World’ thing). They thought they stumbed on a good thing with Joker a dozen years ago but they’ve beaten the character into the ground.

What makes Johns’s attempt to address to address the Joker question so absurd is that not only is the answer bafflingly superficial, it ignores the fact that Morrison and Snyder have already done the work to explain the changing nature of the Joker in a much more dynamic and character-building way. Hell, the current…

I mean, DC really should have just called the Black Label line the “All Joker All The Time” line.

“IT WAS ME, BARRY!” and everything that follows from that is hilarious to this day. Reverse Flash being obsessed with Barry is a good hook and I like it.

Man you can’t just go with a Watchmen style layout if you’re not going to actually use it for an artistic reason...

I’m seein triple here! Nine Jokers!