¡NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! That said, I saw the handwriting on the wall as you posted less & less. You've always been my favorite Jezebel writer & not just because we shared love of all things Jolie-Pitt (& Lupita & Viola). I'll follow you to Fusion & on facebook. Congratulations!

"I assume, by the way, that anyone writing for VICE is an asshole."

No Instagram for Gene Marshall?

An, infamous to many, line from Viola Davis' character in The Help.

Depends...Literotica explicitness on one end and never get tired of the build-up, dance between the protagonists and humor of Georgette Heyer historical romances on the other end.

In my experience, Hello has lots more & better photos + gushy speak (which I like), but might as well buy People too because their photos will be different. Hello is a U.K. mag so you have to go somewhere that sells intl. ones, like Oakland's DeLauers Newstand. Our Barnes & Noble doesn't carry Hello.

And so, you waste time reading Jezebel why (when you seem to have such contempt for it)?

"A Cinemascore" according to Deadline, Variety & The Hollywood Reporter. A commenter here said people clapped at her show. Saw it 5x with different friends & formats (IMAX 3D, 3D, regular) - clapping at end of 3 shows.

Parents.com's GoodyBlog gave it thumbs up & "Go Now." She thought it'd be too scary for her 5 year old, though.

If you like Angelina's Magnificence, go see this. I don't agree w/Lindy - agree with Lainey's review which I posted above.

See it. Lindy has some points but I agree wholeheartedly with Lainey's review which I posted above.

+ 1000. Seen it 5x with different friends & formats (IMAX 3D, regular). People clapped at 3 screenings, late teens behind me wanted to push "replay" immediately afterwards, overheard many positive comments ("Incredible!), heard sniff-crying at moving moments, mixed/diverse crowds (ages, races, families, LGBTQ,…

I've seen it 5x with different friends in different formats - IMAX 3D & regular. I agree with Lainey's review: "I LOVED Maleficent. I wasn't expecting to, to be honest. It's great to look at, SHE's great to look at & she's actually funny at times & then, on top of all it, we realised we were watching a fairy tale…

BITTER, much?

Hollywood Reporter said the trailer is being released tomorrow 7am ET.

Ditto the Jolie-Pitt kids. What's worse is that at first, the tabloids would crop Maddox, Zahara & Pax out of the pictures.