So, you might say he went on a “Kessel run”?

It also has a clock to tell you when the toaster strudels are done

I mean, I hope they were corpses.

I am the ultimate First Responder, I usually arrive just before the disaster occurs

With any luck, he gets his height from his mom’s former personal trainer.

Came here for this, left with a commemorative t-shirt, collectors soda cup, and not an ounce of disappointment.

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo, dude

I watched too much star trek as a kid to always think of an eraser as a car. It was a racer if it was a car. Flipped over it was an away shuttle

Definitely van for me (or Star Trek shuttle, which is a space van).

In Allentown, they’re tearing all the factories down:
 

In that moment, Randall stopped owning a Ford Expedition. He picked up his keys, and began gathering the supplies needed to change his status among Apache Junction’s HOA: This is a case of Keystone, a hacksaw, and years of pent up frustration.

A triple feature of The Cannonball Run, Cannonball Run II, and Speed Zone would be a fun way to kill a day.

The Cannonball Run

Pretty sure we’re talking cars here but I have very fond memories of Rad which is technically a racing movie 

shit, is he?

thats the wrong picture.  dudes a maga crazy who doesnt like these newfangled lifestyles

Allow me to take this opportunity to bribe you to stop if you’re nearby.

anything can be a toilet.

unlike most VW campers, you can comfortably shit in this one without being banned from the camper forever by ashen-faced owners who apparently never had to shit in their life.