Just needs Gulf logos...

I think I can I think I can I think I can I think I’m a can.

“leave a dying man on the side of the road” isn’t any better is it?

What’s funny about the Clerks running gag about Desmond Pfeiffer is that people didn’t realize it was a real show because it was cancelled so quickly.

I’ve seen one or two episodes via bootleg and it’s up there with Heil Honey I’m Home in terms of horribly misconceived comedies.

was coming here to say the same thing, you can’t mention Clerks the cartoon and not mention Desmond Pfeiffer,

Now we just need a feature on The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer and Homeboys in Outer Space...

I really wonder what’s going on at Delta. They’ve been really aggressive about enforcing mask-wearing on their flights even to the point of permanently banning people from flying on their planes and now this. Tossing Karen off the flight is one thing but an upgrade and a “Black Lives Matter” Delta pin? I’m stunned. If…

They should only sell them to blues musicians.

Should have kicked Karen off the flight.

I wish we still had COTD for moments like this. Take your star. 

Since I got this wood chipper? Fewer.

I hate when parents let their kid off the leash.

Obligatory;

You have 10 seconds to comply.

And fuck OCP too.

Fuck the CCP

1 - Don’t pick up hitch hikers with a sign saying they don’t kill people (this is a real thing)

Here’s how the restoration conversation went.