The legit restoration videos like TysyTube Restoration are fantastic though.

“Nice try buttercup.”

Is anyone else a bit suspicious of someone buying a Cybertruck on an O-3's salary?

Yeah, that REALLY pisses me off. I’m not sure why.

Of all the things annoying about this guy, it’s the ‘nice try Buttercup’ that gets me the most.  May your CT be plagued by all of the common issues

Don’t let Jesus take the Wheel, the dude is famous for walking everywhere. He has no idea how to drive.

I wonder if their position on receiving government assistance changed dramatically in the past week.

Cheryl is good on Curb, but I have a really hard time not thinking she’s a bad person for willingly being married to a looney who may do real damage to this country. 

It’s the car they* didnt want you** to have.

The funny thing is how many of them say “This is why I don’t visit this site anymore.” repeatedly.

In before “Stick to reporting on cars” and “This is why I don’t visit this site anymore.”

Counterpoint: I used one during a road trip last summer - some of it dropped on my arm and immediately, my arm melted off like it got hit by xenomorph blood.

came here for this

My thoughts exactly. Electrify the Toaster. 

I realize how not-aerodynamic it is, but the Honda Element would be a nice addition to the EV landscape. A small, yet extremely practical hauler that’s ready for adventure would be a hot seller, I think. As long as it’s not outrageously priced... which it probably would be.

You sit on the threshold, my child.
Sleep on it- consider the meaningless blobs of modern sedans and crossovers. Consider the grotesque bloat of the modern truck.
Consider the unique beauty of the El Camino.

Return tomorrow after your prayers and know in your heart how radically the Holden One-Tonner fucks.

William Joel is currently working on a sequel: Allentown II: Parking Boogaloo

Man that town sucks.  I hope nobody writes a song about how crappy it is there.

And our Governor is bragging he’ll turn the entire country into Florida.

This will all be solved once Ronny D passes the “Dont Say Rain” bill and this shit is all outlawed.