A while ago, I watched the movie Geostorm and was very disappointed to find that the main character did not drive a Geo Storm. In fact, not a single character in the movie drove a Geo of any sort. I didn’t even see any in the background. This makes me sad.

Holy crap, TORCH made the best suggestion?

Every defunctland episode is pretty good.  Kevin is AMAZING at what he does.  

So after decades of defending itself without carriers, how did this happen? The one-word answer:

Defunctland is a pretty great youtube series, give it a follow, you’ll learn some interesting stuff.

The Defunctland episode is real good:

Pfft, you’ll just end up driving it to the mall like all the other posers. Most airplane tugs never even see tarmac.

Oh fuck off. I’ve never watched GOT but I’ve seen him in plenty of other roles and he’s a phenomenal actor. I do know that like it or not that show wouldn’t have been NEARLY the success it was during its run without his charming ass in it. So that’s literally the only GOT Emmy I’m OK with.

“Look, we get it, he doesn’t…

I could watch an entire movie that consisted of Paul Rudd shouting "NUDE TAYNE" at people

I wish this was a continuation of the Tayne sketch where Tayne becomes self aware and builds himself a body.

What absolutely miserable human beings these people reporting her must be

He then challenged Bently to bring their bitch ass to the Applebee’s in Paris. Time is a flat circle. 

I would run down to the nearest train tracks and see if I could find a CSX heavy-duty pickup with retractable rails. It might be a longshot, but when the roads are clogged with traffic and looters, that’s the last place I want to be stuck. I could drive on the rail OR along the railbeds on the gravel. Or the roads.

So it’s Captain Murphy?

If you can’t watch the video, you should be aware that this mouse is not merely immune to scorpion venom, but converts it to a painkiller!

Looks like someone has found a better picture of the track:

Even in my hardest of hardcore metal days, I would stop and watch when Missy was on MTV. She is just mesmerizing. I think of her like I think of Peter Gabriel. I’m not always sure of what is happening, but you can’t NOT watch

You named your dog ‘48'?

You’re slipping here Torch, you mention this car and don’t even mention Herbie and Giselle?!

Ok, but legit question for Air Force folks - How do I rewing the 30-50 feral Warthogs that fly into my yard within 3-5 mins while my ground troops play?