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Thousands out in the Mojave desert waiting for this very moment...

If the Max stays grounded maybe they’ll bring back the Lockheed Starliner. That would be sweet!

Strange how so many white male shooters are mentally ill AND are white supremacists AND support Trump, if not him personally, but his deeds.

By which you mean—-

I’m sure you can have it for $350 if you ask politely.

If this had happen during the Montreal portion of the Rays season, it would have been even more confusing because it would have all been in metric.

I can’t stand it! I know you planned it! 

“Wow, amazing. NONE of the Citroen trucks lasted more than 3,000 miles and they all failed catastrophically! Congrats on the sabotage.”

Ok I’m going to defend Starlight Express just because it is utterly indefensible. Everything about it is wrong. Everything about it is wrong on roller skates.

“The problem with the new Lion King is that the animals just aren’t expressive enough”

This shit is why our country is so far behind every other country in general quality of life.

Get ready for people to lose their shit. 

Still...could be worse... These are the before and after pictures of a 1980s Alfa Arna

This driver is not happy with those manhole cover wheels.

You know, the Navy has one simple request. And that is to have ships with frigate laser beams attached to their decks.

Hasn’t Tracy been told to expand his vehicle searching? Obvious choice seems obvious.

“1. Using tools not normally found in a residence;”

Yeah, tell me how conservatives don’t try to control people. Really, I need a laugh today.

Of course these were shitty beaters, look at what happened to one of them:

> Aaron and I challenged each other to find the best public transit
> vehicles for sale for under $5,000.