turtles are long-lived creatures.

Adam Scott, you magnificent beast.

Retta would END his high-heeled-boot-wearin ass.

If this trend continues, expect Ted Cruz and Retta to find themselves in Twitter beef next.

I didn’t realize the Jeep had been taken out of service right before the war with Spain.

I was Us Army enlisted, my ‘job’ was an Ops and Intel assistant. Which meant driving my CO (commanding officer) around a fair bit.

It would take a real qwyjibo to miss all those references.

I, for one, welcome our new procyonidean overlords.

This post contains the requisite amount of Simpsons references. Well done sir. A cromulent job all around. 

agree, truly a car worth saving

It’s a Shelby Daytona Coupe … I’d have risked going down with the ship to save that car.

Number 3 is whatever jeep David Tracy takes to Moab. The roulette is to get his chances to live/die and Arrive/Not Arrived (note: the house always wins)

According to my calculations, the answer is; Miata.

As is David Tracy.

By a stranger in the Alps.

If my memory is correct, I think Nymphomaniac just becomes a movie about trout fishing.

That this coment exists makes this whole miserable fucking day worth it.

Mr. Skin cuts out all the good bits and sells them on his own site, and the rest gets sold off to VidAngel as wholesome entertainment.  That’s using all parts of the buffalo right there.  

Toyota's actually been doing this for quite a while now.