When under threat, A Torchinsky will crouch, assume the windmill arms rotating position, and send out a warning yowl that sounds like a rotary engine at 8000 rpm.

My problem with drone-type flying vehicles is that in the event of a motor failure, the drone falls out of the sky.

Trust me, you never want to corner a scared Torchinsky.

Is Torchinsky there because it’s the weirdest corner, or is it the weirdest corner because Torchinsky is there?

On a very minor side note, they’ve ruined red baseball caps. I looked good in my red baseball cap; now it just sits there, wondering what it’s done wrong and why we never hang out anymore.

Dear Splinter,

I don’t have a cross word to say about his woman.She was that kooky lady with a wide smile and infectious energy.

But they’re coming tonight, the national champions, subject to the weather.

Does the transmission come with a Maximum Overdrive?

Just call me mister buttfingers..

... and his wedding night.

We don’t have to imagine it. That was his 2012 campaign motto.

so this is also what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps

I didn’t mention the connection so that one of you could. Thank you for not making me be disappointed in that decision.

We’re not going to Moscow, it’s Czechoslovakia.  It’s like going to Wisconsin.

We’re all very different people. We’re not Watusi. We’re not Spartans. We’re Americans, with a capital “A.” Do you know what that means? Do ya? It means our ancestors were kicked out of every decent country in the world!

Easy Francis.

Careful, your Stripes are showing.

A bit of Armour, a turret mounted gun and you’ve got yerself an Urban Assault Vehicle! (I’ve been waiting years to say this).

“I’d love to know how far he could get before something fails catastrophically.”