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Does David sweat? At this point, I imagine he just leaks coolant & sheds rust.

David was probably assigned this article first, but as he started typing and got to the section about “If the cars were disabled, heavily dented, rusted, unsightly, they assumed the property was poorly operated and their neighbors would be unacceptable”, he broke out into a cold sweat, which dripped into his keyboard,

1. This is a dumb rule to enforce so strictly.

Yeah, man. I love any socialist who distracts Ronan the Accuser so that her team of lovable misfits can grab the Power Stone:

Let’s introduce these shitty landlords to David Tracy. The sight of his nicest vehicles will be enough to send them into cardiac arrest.

1.) This video makes her objectively awesome.

Welp, be sure to have a good answer ready when asked to choose the form of The Destructor.

Old Guy Figures Out How to Get Everyone to Leave Him Alone”

I admire odd old custom builds and the effort that went into them. When I was a kid one my dad’s friends owned this and some other cool oddball vehicles and had it sitting on his property so I got to climb around on it a bit and sat inside the hauler. The interior was all custom Levi’s denim, it was so classic 70's.

My coworkers told me there was a Celica Supra in the top image.

All I saw were the two XJs, but I’ll take their word for it.

This is what happens when you let the Jeep guy write about imports 

I bought a new Seti Alpha 6, but it turned out when I got it home it was an Alpha 5. 

On my BMW, left and right arrows on my dash... I am not sure what those are for.... 

Range Rover owners really shouldn’t cry about this.

So VW been selling pre-production cars for how many decades? 

Rust + Jeep = Someone call David’s doctor because this ***** is gonna last way longer than 4 hours!

Editor: “Who should we give the story to?”

No, David.