Vehicles aren’t people Raph ;)

why did I make this

So like maybe a Z car, or a Lancia...

Bluestreak;

I want a transformers movie set in the mid 70's in which the modern cars will be racing homologation rides squared off against the latest Detroit muscle.

Race. Car. Bed.

Tap a Pinto? Explosion.

Perhaps not so much of late, but back in the day every car crash in movies or on TV involved an explosion. Drove off a cliff? Explosion. (Occasionally in mid-air. FTW? WTF!?!) Drove into a wall? Explosion. Drove into a tree? Explosion. Crashed into another car? Explosion. Hit by lightning? Explosion. Slammed the door…

Look good on anything.

So you missed the whole bit in the post about how the car is inhabited by a family of leprechauns that fart gold coins and carry with them a breakfast cereal that’s magically delicious? That may have swayed your vote.

Mmm... Dome Zero

Manometer. *doo doo doo doo doo* Manometer. *doo doo doo doo* Manometer. *doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo*

When pigs fly.

Going a little fast there, buddy. Where’s the fire? *Points back at police officer’s car.

“The new Toyota Estuary... go beyond the van”

no no no...an estuary.  Much classier sounding.

You mean you want to live in a VAN down IN THE RIVER!!??

Man, I’ve wanted a damper van something fierce since I first saw it...but...you know what’s a bigger pain than all this?

You’d motor out to the serene middle, climb on the roof with your pals, eat, drink, swim, and flip over from the too-high CG.