She’s like the original AHCA

The mainstreaming of Alt-Med is my nightmare, because it fits so well with the rwing desire to cut costs and reserve care exclusively for elites. One day you’ll have cancer and Medicare will give you a baggie of herbs because “science isn’t a privileged narritive anymore!”

You’re right. Kissinger’s ability to diss someone who is unfortunately relevant in a way we find momentarily entertaining as we all prepare for various dystopian fictions to manifest into our current reality also translates to complete forgiveness and unanimous approval for Henry Kissinger.

Or are we just saying ‘even…

The best thing about being an adult is being able to unabashedly love the things I secretly loved in my teens and early twenties. Now excuse me while I go sing every Celine song ever CAUSE I’M YOUR LAAAAAAADYYYYYYYYYY.

I hid my love of Céline for many, many years. Now that I’m an old I can say without a trace of shame that the Céline show I went to this summer was one of the best I’ve ever been to.

D.B. Pooper

I am picturing him with a fan in hand, for the record.

“I’m proud of you, you know... that you have the confidence to wear those two different patterns together.”- my father

How did this man not possess the forearm strength to lift himself out of this predictament.

I wouldn’t have used “rectified” in my letter in this situation.

I thought they loved people telling it like it is? And they say we’re snowflakes, triggered and need safe spaces. They’re following the footsteps of their orange overlord.

Wow. I think he illustrates perfectly where the motivation for these bills comes from; a hatred for women’s voices and choices and medical well-being that is based in hatred of women themselves.

Karen Black landed that fucking jumbo jet with her eyes crossed!

That plane doesn’t react too well to boolletshh.

I have some news, you might want to sit down for this...

You say “taxiway”, I say “alternative runway.” ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Working at the Trump library filing nothing but Highlights magazines with all the activity pages screwed up, crossed out and erased through the paper can’t be rewarding...

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Andy Cohen is furiously dialing all parties in an attempt to get these people on the next season of Real Housewives of NY.

Please, let's not call this "rape." I'm sure that birth can sometimes be traumatic, but calling it "rape" does a real disservice to survivors.