lifemodeldecoy
LifeModelDecoy
lifemodeldecoy

I remember being separated, with the girls and boys having separate videos to watch. We, the girls, watched both. They told us they didn't show the boys the girl one because they weren't 'mature enough'.

This is my favorite thing ever. I could barely pay attention to the rest of the comments; I just had to keep coming back to watch this gif.

This "love the sinner, hate the sin" bullshit is so, so insulting and so dehumanizing to anyone who understands what it actually means.

In my school, when we got seperated by gender, the boys got testicular exam instructions. They showed us a video and then passed around a prosthetic nut sack that had some "tumors" in it, so we'd all know what to feel for.

Um, there are actually a couple of Criminal Minds eps about this type of woman that I can recall*. And they are creeeeepy. as. shit.

Yeah, if you want it to look like you didn't plate it in 1994. *scoffs* I mean I don't know who would want that. (Seriously, that steak tartare in the original picture is terrifying. D: It looks like raw meatloaf that hasn't been mixed all the way yet...)

Who knows? He sold her a line of bull. Or she's sympathetic to his beliefs. Some combination. It's all fun and games until you're the one in the hoodie.

I love the CNN comments on this story(paraphrasing):

His charming personality, perhaps?

His good looks?

How does this guy get a girlfriend?!

CHECK YOUR PHOTO FILTER PRIVILEGE.

We don't all have access to good cameras and lighting equipment. CLASSISM. Martha Stewart is too old to know how to use a camera properly. AGEISM.

Oh! YES, SHUT IT DOWN. (Thank you.)

I mean you win today's round of Internet.

This gif is amazing.

Food shaming? I think we're done here....

We were taught that sex between two men was more likely to cause EVERY DISEASE and that it was basically gross. Apparently lesbians didn't exist or don't have sex. Also that our sex ed teacher had tattooed eyeliner. This was in the 2000s.

That I'm straight.

The biggest lie I learned in sex ed is that gender segregation is necessary to teach sex ed. They split the boys and the girls into two different groups and both groups walk away with about half the information they need. I'm against this. Yes, males and females have different anatomies and experience different