My pussy don't need no one's help to get smashed.

Glad to see Reggie has gotten less homophobic.

Because banning something is always the best way to kill interest in it...

Dear God, I hope it was brimping...

Go home, you're drunk.

"Apology."

Let me know when polygamists have a Matthew Shepard.

This woman is my new heroine.

I'd say they need punishment.

Shades of Pygmalion and Galatea.

World's ugliest Kim Kardashian artwork? Not even close. That dishonor goes to the Kanye/Kim fan fiction we know as the "Bound 2" music video.

But that's

Now that's what I call a sale.

This lady's not American but that didn't stop the USPS from putting her on a stamp that will be usable forever.

That's what we call the good life.

The retro look is in this seasoning.

Further proof that the distinction between private acts of violence and public ones is tenuous at best. Here's a man who continues to allow his own harmful tendencies to cause inexcusable damage those around him regardless of whether they're strangers or loved ones. Lock 'em up.

Subtlety has never been one of my strong suits, but I like what I'm seeing.

FOOD SHAMING I lol'd.

Now this, this shit right here, this is the proper fucking way to plate a dish.