Hell, even Sarah Palin jumped on that bandwagon.

Well, at least one of us is enjoying you.

Even this:

Then it doesn't deserve the title of "review." Excuse me for having critical standards.

Why you so mad? Are you personally offended by someone else getting called out?

Keep 'em twirling.

Not a lot of melanin in that writer's room...

My dream felony is to steal the world's biggest bar of chocolate. Or is that my dream misdemeanor?

This study may be methodologically flawed, but I nonetheless agree with their findings to a certain degree.

Roger Ebert used to get mad movie review pussy, too.

Pathetic. All this while we choke our oceans with garbage.

You reviewed a movie you didn't actually watch?

This will go well with my Spice Rack.

Why you so mad?

An excellent reason to judge a book.

Why is it that every time Palin uses the word "freedom" she makes it sound just like "fascism"?

Don't second-guess yourself. The cycle of rebirth you described is spot-on Reincarnation.