Of course he has a biblical name...

You got a problem with people who do good, honest work?

There IS hope! Great article by a Profeminist man, basically calling out the MRA for being full of shit and not taking Feminism seriously.

Ke$ha has been reading WAAAAAAAY too many Tarot: Witch of the Black Rose comics.

Just wait 'til you see the school play.

Don't forget the "God-shaped hole" humans supposedly have in their hearts.

Should've used a Stimpack when he had the chance.

You asked for it...

...and who's star on the Walk of Fame should be uprooted for your girl, hm?

I'd be inclined to agree with you if I hadn't just seen American Horror Story: Coven last night. Could've sworn I was watching Xavier's School for Exceptional Young Ladies. Not that AHS rules apply for all witches, but the show stated explicitly that a witch's powers were a genetic inheritance. It's safe to say that…

But isn't Maleficent an Evil Fairy Godmother gone rampagin' all 'cause she didn't get an invite to Aurora's birthday party?

You left out

Sorry Miley, but the numbers don't lie.

Nice? Sure.

Oh no, not this idiocy again.

"...lacks any semblance of self-awareness."

Never underestimate the power of the "Edit" button.