The ending to ME3 almost reminds me of the Kobayashi Maru scenario from Star Trek.

As horrible as what Sandusky did is, it doesn't make his or any potential sexual victimization funny. Two wrongs don't make a right, and there's no such thing as a "good" rape joke.

Oh, how I hate this woman-hating, narcissistic, fork-tongued beastcreature that walks among us wearing the skin of a human male trying to convince that it's cool, it's normal. The (totally evil) Urban Outfitters I used to work at stocked "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell." Every day, I'd make sure the copies of his book…

Indeed! Jesus is also descended from a note-worthy prostitute (Rahab) and a woman who disguised herself as one to get pregnant (Tamar).

...I didn't know Larry Niven wrote Fan Fiction...

Your distinction is problematic. To state that the Hebrew Bible is "arbitrary" ignores the diverse number of literary genres and theological polemics contained within the corpus, as well as the ideological work they perform. For instance the concept of the "Messiah" is central to the biblical notion of Davidic (i.e.…

Oh, hell no! Does that make the prequels the Hebrew Bible and the originals the Christian Bible? I could've done without suspecting George Lucas and the Star Wars films of suffering from a Supersessionist bias.

In my heart, you deserve the biggest hug in the world.

How did you slip through the cracks of the Sex Offender Registry?

For my money, it's all about Naram-Sin of Akkad. Look at those calves! What a stud!

I'm betting they'll also have testicles and urinate on John Turturro.

At least this is still the realm of fiction, the only place I'll tolerate the ancient astronauts theory. But get that shit mixed in with my Assyriology and I'll throw a fucking fit!

I'd like to see someone argue that all these horrify new laws actually violate the "religious" beliefs of the people they affect. Not everyone believes that a fetus is a person.

Sorry I'm not used to driving with this damned, smart-ass EDI.

I'm going to ask that Security Droid over there for directions to see if there's a Jamba Juice somewhere in this quadrant.

Pro-wrestling is sexualized? You don't say...

I thought that was what the Boy Scouts of America was meant to do. That and steroids in varsity sports.

He DID used to perform abortions...

I'm President Barack Obama, and you can have my Blackberry when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers.

Right next to Tanagra.