“If you go home with someone and they don’t own any books, don’t fuck them”

Those of us who don’t feel comfortable enough for a bikini but have weird proportions that make any other kind of bathing suit nearly impossible will be forever grateful for the invention of the tankini. You can pry my Land’s End bra-size tankini tops from my cold, dead hands.

Is it normal for each new president to create a new logo? Or is Trump just obsessed with getting rid of anything associated with the black guy?

Yea I’m pretty sure that this was more what she meant. But nonetheless it’s a shitty joke and a stupid thing to write. I found that a lot of her tweets make me want to tell her to mind her own damn business.

Seriously. I feel for Elizabeth Smart but the anti-porn lobby is using our pre-existing sympathy for an abducted rape victim and it’s a gross tactic. Porn = Sex. Sex requires consent. Neither porn nor sex is good or bad in and of itself. Context is always key—for the makers and consumers of pornography.

Yup. Just let her have this

I say that if pursuing this calling helps her feel better, then we leave her be. She’s not likely to convince anyone of anything, nor harm anyone else.

Yep. Unfortunately sex slavery and rape have been around a lot longer than photography, videos and the internet.

I feel like a person whose introduction to porn was their rapist abductor kind of doesn't have the most level starting point for a conversation about the subject. But maybe that's just me.

I know. I had forgotten that Jermaine Jackson had theorized that their dad had whored Michael out as a child...

Gotcha. Apparently Disney’s enthusiastic whitewashing of Florida’s ecology is more deceiving than I realized. And it goes beyond what signs they did or didn’t have posted there at the Grand Floridian: just look at that beach.

I’m from Texas but I just automatically assume, unless told otherwise, that every body of water that is not a swimming pool is full of creatures that want to eat me.

When you drive on WDW property, there are signs about risk and all that. This particular beach isn’t technically in a Disney Park, it’s just on property. And that beach has been accessible without barriers for decades without issue.

Yeah, I can’t imagine Disney doing anything but settling. At the basest level, this has been horrible PR for them and fighting the family would only make it worse.

I don’t understand why these weren’t in place before this. Even the dinky pond at the fenced in dog park in my neighborhood has a sign-and a gator. Every body of water bigger than a puddle has a gator in it, whether you see it or not. But I make this assumption based on living in Florida. If I was from Nebraska, how…

There won’t be a lawsuit. Disney always settles out of court and pays VERY handsomely when they do so. This family won’t have to worry about money for a very long time but I doubt its any consultation.

Honestly, the US didn’t deserve the Obamas. The crap we put them through was shameless, and they handled it with such poise and grace. Also, yay, National Parks!

Good for the jury to see through his bullshit and laughable defense. “He was too drunk to understand his actions”. Meanwhile, this scum sucker managed to pass out condoms to the other players, took video of the crime and sent it to friends as it was going on. He was sober enough to understand not leaving dna…

I actually loved this episode. I loved the woman were ballsy, loved that they were like MILKING YOURSELF IS A THING. I even loved the absurd traveling show.

This is sort of a general comment about Claire's brashness with the preface that I love Claire and think she's a phenomenal character though certain qualities telegraph differently on screen than from the page. So here goes: For a woman who time travelled back 200 years through some witchy Scottish rocks, she should…