Years ago, I saw a car in L.A. with a “Bartlet for America” bumper sticker, which made me smile. And then I saw Bradley Whitford was the driver, which made me smile more.

I take it you didn’t see the movie?  The quotes are totally appropriate.

He's writing 'liberal' about Whitford's character, not the man.

This is why I’m pretty perplexed that people didn’t get it. The line may be only slightly annoying out of context, but in context it was very uncomfortable. You’d also have to not notice Kaluuya’s reaction at all.

Yeah, but in that context, it’s weird.

Says you? Based on what exactly? Who really knows this idiots heritage? I’m fairly sure you have no clue. 

He knows you exist, he simply wants you to suffer for it.

What’s even more bizarre about this is that Fredrick Douglass is one of like, 6 black people who you learn about in public school (along with Harriet Tubman, Rosa Parks, MLK, Chrispus Attucks and Dred Scott). Most 8th graders could probably tell you that Douglass isn’t exactly a contemporary figure.

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

Brown’s offensive reference to the wrong ethnic origin goes nicely with Ansari’s joke about people telling him to “go back to...the country you’re from!”. His follow up is that the racists tend to not be geography buffs.

Maybe he can’t catch a break because of all the shitty things he continues to do without apologizing.

“Chris Brown further proves point.”

Aziz’s bit about G.W. Bush in his opening monologue cracked me up. “What the hell has happened? I’m sitting here wistfully watching old George W. Bush speeches? Just sitting there- ‘What a leader he was!’ 16 years ago I was certain this dude was a dildo, now I’m sitting there like ‘He guided us with his eloquence!’”

You mean this sign? It’s amazing.

My favorite from Philly which had NO media coverage.

Oops, missed one:

“If you go home with someone and they don’t own any books, don’t fuck them”

Is it normal for each new president to create a new logo? Or is Trump just obsessed with getting rid of anything associated with the black guy?