"Down Syndrome Face"? People are fucking jerrrrrrrks!

Me too! I have a very low voice, which I think sounds nice when I hear myself singing, but when I hear recordings of me talking I think I sound like. . .my dad.

Story of my life. I generally think I am pretty attractive and I can list a number qualities that I like about my appearance (tall with long legs, nice thick hair, cute face), but in pictures I transform into a gremlin with 17 chins, no lips, and gums for days. My sister and I look a lot alike in real life, but she…

Watch America's Next Top Model. I'm serious. I used to take terrible pics. When I was in grad school I got into ANTM; now people tell me all the time how photogenic I am. I even got asked to do an ad campaign for work. I owe it all to ANTM.

Absolutely. I used to work at a very fancy spa in a Toronto and we'd get a lot of actresses in. They are insanely tiny. I'm slim by normal person standards and I felt like a fucking monstrosity standing next to them.

Agreed. If photographed when talking, I suffer from an unfortunate condition that I call "mush face."

SERIOUSLY. I am the opposite of photogenic. I look in the mirror and look fine, get a pic taken and have magically morphed into an albino jack o lantern with Mr. Ed teeth. My eyes shrink up, my chins multiply—what the hell, man???

One time a photo was taken of me and I was doing some fake haughty laugh pose that I thought would be cute. Wrong. I looked like I was simultaneously choking and trying to eat my friend's head. Posing is hard.

Oh God, I know. I always get snapped mid-laugh and not in a winsome, tossing-my-hair-and-laughing-merrily-way, but in a way that makes it look like I will devour your young.

Life is so hard when you don't know how to pose for photos. I feel like all my friends had secret lessons on how to be photogenic, and I miraculously missed that day...

Hahah I’ve never watched them either... and Bad Girls Club? I could barely watch the commercials for that one. And on top of stressing me out, I just get depressed thinking about people living life so full of hatred and negativity, you know? It’s mentally painful on so many levels.

Don’t worry, the most support I’ve ever given them is probably my post above, where I described people like them as ‘greedy and disgusting,’ ‘religious nutters,’ and ‘so gross I can’t stop watching.’ I got into the show when I lived in an apartment with mysterious free cable, including TLC. I probably find them to be…

Same, it totally stresses me out when the entire premise of the show is: throw some people and LOTS of booze in an isolated house and film the aftermath. It's why I never watched Jersey Shore or The Real World.

See this answer is the one that bothers me most. The Duggers are actively dangerous people. They have gotten countless state level and now federal level representatives in place that believe in the same scary ass shit they do. The reason they were able to do so? Because you keep watching their show and giving them…

I'm actually fascinated that people DO enjoy watching those shows. No judgement because everyone likes something different, I just can't wrap my head around the attraction. I find it so stressful to watch people scream, punch, and lie to each other. I guess other people are just better at separating themselves from…

I guess that is why I never watched. I just couldn't....I mean I watch trash all the time like (with much love to my Mob Wives, Wife Swap, & Jersey Shore) but something about Oprah selling me The Bad Girl's Club or Lifetime letting that hideous, horrid, awful, loathsome tit mouse of a wildebeest Abbie Lee Miller…

You know, there was a time in my life when I'd look down on the people who enjoyed these shows. Then I started hate watching mra videos on YouTube and spent countless hours trying to figure out where these guys went wrong. The fight club references, the video game obsessions, the idea that women are essentially both…

I am endlessly fascinated by the way these women act, and how they chose to problem solve and resolve issues, which is why i watch them. Also, as clinical psychologist in training, I see a lot of my clients and theories about personality and behavior in those girls' stories which adds another layer of fascination.…

I'm just going to leave this here.