Kourtney is really testing my belief that she is The Greatest Kardashian. A few weeks ago she tweeted about her placenta pills running out (quackery), and now she's letting that wispy-mustachioed junior felon near Mason??

LOOOOL place of privilege. Would you like to have worked 2 acres for food for the first 18 years of your life, with no other income, in a former communist country in which shoes cost 300 currency units on Friday and 4 million next Tuesday? Fuck off. I speak as a person who was untouched by the American hardon for…

I have shot a gun a couple of times in my life. It was an old musket-style pistol that my dad has. I was so uncomfortable doing it that I nearly broke out in tears. I don't like guns. My dad has them in their house, (antiques from his father and father-in-law) but my mom doesn't know how to access any of them. He…

You're an exiled Russian dissident fearing for his life after a poisoning attempt by the former KGB? You drive around collecting sacks of cash from the ATMs? Sure, you need a gun (though you may only need a Taser). But the rest of you who prepare actively for the possibility of killing another person? Garbage people…

Oh yes, that. Duh! I didn't mean to minimalize what actually happened...

My dad's white and he agrees there's a racial component since, to paraphrase how he put it about four years ago "I'm a single, able adult male flying alone, I should be top of the list for so-called 'random' patdowns. Especially since I fly often, statistically I should probably have had more than one patdown in the…

I am white and I've had my hair searched, AND I am fully aware that the TSA screening process is totally based on racial profiling. The two aren't mutually exclusive.

HA I was just about to post this.

Cue the "but i am white and i had my hair searched" and people missing the point that the TSA screening process is based on racial profiling (many reports have stated that).

They said the same thing about Colbert.

Jessica has already said she doesn't want the job :(

I'm wondering if the victim decided he didn't want to testify and just wanted to get the hell home as quickly as possible. That's the only thing that makes sense here, especially as there were clearly other people willing to testify on his behalf, too.

for all those people saying you want Jessica Williams to host STFU she is not yours

It's great to watch Oliver and see all the uncensored swear words fly, in his inimitable accent. "That's fucking amazing!"

Jessica Williams would be the best! But I think that as great as that would be, she has the talent to do a wide variety of projects and she probably wants to take advantage of that instead of locking herself into one thing.

Tandoori Grill was my favorite restaurant. The food was always amazing but occasionally not quite as delicious as normal. We would joke that it must have been the regular chef's day off whenever it wasn't as good as usual. It makes me ill thinking that the chef never had a day off, and his "off" days were likely due…

in fantasy land it should have been John Oliver but he's also great where he is.

If Jessica Williams isn't ready, I am very ok with this.

Uhm, yes! This is the best decision ever. Trevor Noah is awesome, funny, intelligent. Have y'all heard him on the daily show podcast? He was great! Although I would love to see that short list of potential replacements for stewart. It would be interesting to see who they are considering and why.

I would've thought this would come up sooner—it's way too easy to imagine tens of enslaved people "working" in a restaurant for (obviously) no pay and ungodly hours. It's ripe for the picking, and I doubt that this guy's the only one.