lifelongcaprice
lifelongcaprice
lifelongcaprice

You missed the mark.

Girl. Do you seriously not get it?

I love John Mulaney. I love Nasim Pedrad. I love Elliott Gould. I love Martin Short.

Also, people who police cursing with comments like that creep me out.

Fun fact: Anyone who disparages swearing by saying it's

Fun Fact: Don't trust people who don't curse.

Alright, wrap it up, folks. We have a winner.

I knew someone would make this joke, but I didn't expect anyone to make it with such finesse. [Kisses fingers, flings them in the air]

If only there was an organization that looked out for Italian Americans, that could advocate on her behalf, that could negotiate with the museum, maybe make them an offer that they perhaps might have a hard time refusing.

The Museum claims it's not running a charity and, perhaps to the surprise of their donors, that appears to be the case. After reviewing their website I found no mention of tax status or deductibility for the donations they're soliciting so earnestly, although they do accept city funds. So while it's true they're not

Yeah, but it was still bad. I felt terrible for him, but MAN that guy cannot act.

New York: Where we remove all traces of authenticity, then complain there is nothing authentic left.

His stand up is golden. I was really surprised at just how cringe-worthy his show was. I felt second hand embarrassment real hard, man. It's weird how it can (not) work out like that.

It did!!!! I'm the only one who watched it, though, out of an overwhelming love of John Mulaney.

YEH. I was NOT impressed with the show, but I think Mulaney himself is hilarious. Dude just needs to keep doing stand up hours, I neeeeed more.

Did it? I only watched the first 3 or 4 episodes and hated it, which is a shame since I love John Mulaney. I was super jazzed when he got his own show.

How do these people exist up their own asses without suffocating?

aw, is Mulaney dead, then?

No, Kanye, they're all great. Yep, these too. Yes, and those. Am I getting a lunch break soon?