Two five year olds looking at each other’s wee wees are “Playing Doctor”. A 15 year old adolescent molesting a five year old is not. Never mind that there were multiple victims, multiple occasions over several years, and often the victims were originally asleep, so they weren’t ‘playing’ anything.

You left out the best part of Michael Seewald’s disgusting diatribe:

I texted my husband a picture of my boobs when he was out of town once. He texted back a long response about the “dangers of the cloud.”

“I’ll reach up and grab your waste and pull you into my face.”

As a fan of the classics I much prefer the original douchebag manual:

Give me a fucking break. I refuse to believe you dont joke about offensive things.

I am so sorry to hear that. Really and truly it sounds like you did a good thing, to which people responded in an uninformed way. Families are weird! I hope you are happier now.

Thanks, but I’m just about done taking political advice from dead white guys.

This isn’t about wearing short skirts or something, this is doctors giving medical advice about women allowing their bodies to recover.

They are weird, but... I realise I’m going to make a huge generalisation here, and I’m going with it... so are drug addicts. And I have every sympathy in the world for people struggling with addictions, I really do. Having said that re: the families? I’ve had a few instances where I had people with addiction basically…

If "poor country" is fudged (and she just meant "grew up poor in the US"), then Leightno Meester, maybe? I read yesterday that she's best friends with the actress who played Dorota on Gossip Girl (the "fat" friend), and she has a recording contract and some movies (a recent indie movie, I believe).

Fake, Fake, Fake-Fake-Fake.

Lenny Kravitz is criminally overused.

That's how he knows it's indecent - she gives him a boner and boners = satan.

Whoever wrote the complaint listed above that one with the spread legs and bulging breasts should start (continue?) writing erotica. If EL James can get paid, so can they!

He really knows his way around soft porn too. Guy's dedicated to getting to the bottom of this issue no matter how many tits he might see!

That song blows, dude.

Man, somebody who claims to be really offended really knows his models.

Fun fact: Anybody who writes or utters the phrase "I want the purity of my daughters protected" in regards to a bra commercial is going to be a grandparent at 35.

Reading the bible on a daily basis is the same as turning a blind eye. In both instances you are ignoring reality.