Ugh. The worst!

Not sure I can trust the fashion advice of someone who would type the following sentence in 2015:

Except TMZ gets the scoop when it comes to just about every celebrity hospitalization.

When I worked in the gay porn industry, I must have lucked out. I’d say ≈60% of the models I worked with were drug free and only drank socially. Of course, I preferred to hire higher caliber models that built personal brands and treated it like the business it was. The one’s who did six scenes and were never heard…

I recall a ton of uproar over Wendy’s changing their fries. People were really upset. I was one of them. Wendy’s used to feel like a non-fast food fast food joint. Now its just like all the others.

Great. Now I have to watch it. Again.

Please tell me that after supergluing it shut, the cheese was disposed of and everything sanitized. You weren’t too high to report it, right?

Super Soakers were part of our last-day-of-school ritual. The battle would break out as soon as we cleared the school bus steps. I remember our driver would close the doors and then sit there cracking up watching us go all out.

I am shocked how you were able to cram so many assumptions and stereotypes into a single post. Racial stereotyping, rumor mongering and victim blaming all in three short paragraphs!

You’re a network executive?

Sad part is we’re not even in an “election cycle.”

Guess he missed SNL last night.

Ah, but you’re forgetting the source material for most comics: themselves. Most comics hate themselves and are miserable. They’ll tell you themselves.

Tyga has got a great dick, but damn, that face. It is painful to look at.

Precisely. An excuse for brevity. I did change mine to “sent from mobile.”

While Samsung and Apple are supposed to be friends now, I do find it a suspicious that Samsung’s chip is the lower performing one. Surely they wouldn’t want to give their own phones an advantage, right?

What I don’t get is from an old ski instructor bio, his favorite foods are “sic-nick burgers and calamari.”

Or boys. He did say fag twice. Typical closet case behavior. In which case, he’d be saying 9” while clocking in at 6.5” at his hardest.

My ex puked every single time.

You believe he actually said that?