What I don’t get is from an old ski instructor bio, his favorite foods are “sic-nick burgers and calamari.”

Or boys. He did say fag twice. Typical closet case behavior. In which case, he’d be saying 9” while clocking in at 6.5” at his hardest.

My ex puked every single time.

You believe he actually said that?

Your reading comprehension needs improvement.

Let’s pretend for one second that this dumb twat is right.

I, and most, knew Jessica Simpson before the show. She was already a famous singer, hence getting the show.

You can always spot the commenters who live/lived in Baltimore and know the real deal with these bikes.

Yeah, but they’d have to edit 82 articles.

Fuck him.

It’s best not to comment when you are so far out of the loop you have no idea what is going on.

Her boyfriend at the time supposedly stole a lot of money from her. It probably has something to do with that.

What a fucking monster.

When I was 19 I bought a 15 year old car Camry with 9,000 miles on it from a little old lady.

Tom Cruise is like 4’2”. How is Stiller even SHORTER?!

They were in a desert. They likely did not have a satellite phone.

His point, which he clearly makes, is that he’s no happier with it. All it has done is afford him the luxury of not stressing about paying the rent, which he had to worry about (like most) for years. He didn’t go into this to make money, but he came out of it doing so. Like he says, 9 billion views are worth money to…

These photos were taken early in the day. Looooong before the undocumented debauchery.

Pro tip: When staying at The Ritz-Carlton (I imagine it works elsewhere, too, but it’s where I always do it), have a friend or someone else with you at check-in and always say it is some kind of special event for them. You cannot have too many events for yourself (you’ll look like a whore if you have 26 anniversary’s…

Lifetime Platinum Elite member here. Indeed, the benefits are amazing. I will stay at a Marriott property every single time if it is an option. Then again, you only get to Lifetime Platinum Elite status by practically living in a Marriott property, anyway.