So ready for dudes to realize that "Hey ladies, I'd fuck you!" is not actually the panacea they think it is.

Dear Ethicist,

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My family has been a Vitamix family for well over a decade. Me and my siblings got them as graduation gifts and continue to use them almost daily. I'll refrain from talking about the hardware. Vitamix's resilient history will speak for itself. What I want to mention is that when my sister's family's house was…

My family has been a Vitamix family for well over a decade. Me and my siblings got them as graduation gifts and…

No grosser than cheese made from milk that comes out of cow tits.

Cool for the ladies who prefer a purse and a streamlined silhouette, but is it too much to ask to grant a choice for those who like a little function to their form?

Shrumpy is not a word. And congrats on your ungrammatical pocket superiority, but the fact that this conversation is happening should be your clue that other women DO have problems with their pockets.

OMFG, two weeks ago there was an iPhone 6 story/review on Wired and I commented that even the new "regular" size was MUCH larger, and this was going to be a big problem once I got desperate for an upgrade because girlclothes pockets are so tiny.

Yeah, both of my parents are 64, and trust me, they would think this was a steaming load of sexist bullshit.

I strongly disagree with you. Something as insipid as a fashion show would be pretty hard to ruin with a baby. If your child acts up, take your child out of the situation. Why should all children and parents be punished before any said bad behavior.

It's only assy if the baby acts up and they don't leave. The kid, who you know is a human and has the right to go to any place her parents deem suitable, just sat there and was fine. It is assy to ban babies because you think children should not only not be heard but not be seen either.

We've always used the correct terms. I was appalled when a nurse friend of mine referred to breasts and vaginas as apples and cookies when talking to her daughters. WTF? At what point do you tell your kids, "Oh, those were fake words I made up - here's the real words." Then how do explain that you just made up fake…

What really burned me up was when I worked in daycare and could hear the goings-on when other employees changed the kids' diapers. Most kids immediately reach a hand down to inspect all their bits and pieces as soon as the diaper is removed. My response was always, "Let me clean it first, please, there's poop/pee." …

When my daughter was four she asked what her "front butt" was called. And I told her that it was her labia. And she said, "LABIA?!!? THAT'S a STUPID name! I'm gunna call it HOT LAVA instead." After I died from trying to choke back the laughter, I reminded her we don't say stupid.

Ha. I say that every morning when my husband is getting dressed :P

As a bonus, it's hilarious and adorable to hear my two year old say "Hi Penis!" when I change his diaper in the morning.

this is awesome. You get a parenting gold star. Plus I'm stealing this line to give to my kids when they're school age

We've always used the proper terms with our kiddo (I'm a biologist, I'm not going to call it a wee-wee or a hoo-haa or whatever). She was then told by other kids she was saying "bad words." Her teacher started to tell her not to say those and she proudly said "My mommy says those are the right words and not to use…

Ah, the halcyon days of the '90s, when we humans dwelled placidly under the dot-com bubble, foolishly investing all of our money in Beanie Babies and plucking out most of our eyebrow hairs....

Whatever i'm still waiting for the long curly black hair growing out of your chin that you don't notice for 6 months to come into style.