Totally called dibs on taking my 7 year old to see it with my husband. He’s read 8 Dahl books this week and loved them.

Where do I nominate Ms. Newsome for a “badass of the year” award? Her actions were remarkable in their simplicity but so poignant.

No one deserves that. As a parent I can’t imagine anything getting between me my love for my kid, and you deserved that too. I hope the shadow it casts gets shorter for you. All the best to you, sir.

Gosh I bet you're fun at parties.

I also didn't decorate one with Christmas lights. (teenager, stupid thing to do)

Well, the good news folks is in a couple of days she'll be taking a real nice dirt nap since water's a chemical and we accordingly won't have to hear about or read her inane blathering any further!

What an asshat.

I believe it's spelled "Flori-duh." Unreal. Every time I see those "drug test them people on welfare" memes I shudder.

Hey Mike: Fuck off!

- Sincerely, a professional, grown woman.

Enell bras are incredible - and come in a wide range of sizes! It's a bit of a boobie straight jacket but it's awesome to do jumping jacks and run and whatever else I want without fear of losing an eye. There are reviews on youtube if you want to check them out.

I think that's a ringing endorsement then! It's a complement most feminists should celebrate. Bw sure to ask what their new pope thinks too, that's always fun!

I'm in Onterrible but same concern - hot glue doesn't hold up to cold temps very well in my experience.

Is it kosher to email specific people I am pretty sure will go this way as a "heads up" thing? Probably not eh?

I have someone I am pretty confident, for the reasons you stated above will probably end up dying alone with no one looking for them or around to claim their body. I am still hoping the karma bus comes sooner than that, but it'd be no surprise to hear this person died that way. Some people are just miserable wastes…

Yeah, I don't know how "repeatedly decided to re-mortgage your house because of your consumer debt" and "never, ever saved money for retirement" and "bought a new car you can't afford" and "decided to stop working at 64" coupled with her not even being a little nice are somehow equated with "let us pay all your…

Oh I'm sure there's no shortage of a market! Should totally be called Out-law intervention: protecting your family of choice from the one you were stuck with.

It totally could be a service, really. Luckily my husband has had 26 more years than I have of her BS to endure which means he's even less likely to fall for her crap so I'm safe. :)

How are you at calling mother-in-laws to convey this? I'm happy to pay, but need someone blunt... my mother in law keeps insinuating "we" are her retirement plan. Maybe a haiku?
You never saved any money
And then you stopped working dear,
Try being nicer!

Isn't it funny how the stupidest people are always the loudest. Quit giving her articles and air time people and let her fade back into quackery and the irrelevance she deserves.

Oh seriously Pharrell/Elle is cultural appropriation that hard to understand? Gah. Morons.