Strapless bras for big boobs are a LIE (unless you have a really good one you'd like to share the name of?)

http://www.gofundme.com/a0s8ds

"Dirt Bag" is a feature where news about celebrities is shown like this, in several unrelated snippets of info. They just used the Tracy story as the headline.

I live in Seattle, which is a pretty small big city. The Cafe Racer shooting was a big shock, and I think people here are incredibly grateful to him for having the cohones to stop the shooter, who would surely have wounded or killed more people. I think it's shitty that you guys are going after the people who are…

The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is a good guy with pepper spray.

Dear Lorde,

Best. Mom. Ever.

My girlfriend's mom got her one when she was 14 when she accidentally walked in on it. She still has it and the note that came with it:

"At least she was masturbating in the kitchen, where she belongs."

All these awkward ass comments from male posters who are confused, thinking she jammed beaters up her vag. SPOILER ALERT: that's not the only way women masturbate (hell, I'd venture to say that penetration likely isn't even the most common form of female masturbation).

And that, kids, is why we learn to identify poison oak.

But what if they live in Georgia or somewhere else where sex-toys are outlawed as Obscene Material? It's no wonder people gotta go full MacGyver with vegetables and appliances.

You're such a man.

You're such a man. You scoot your ass in the bathtub until your clit is situated underneath the faucet and then turn the water on, until you have an orgasm. That's what you do when you don't have a handheld shower head.

"I think that....that doesn't matter, you know? How you mean things doesn't matter."

Is anybody else tired of Pharrell? Very talented musician but dumb like a fox (my grandmother's term for cagey) when it comes to promotion and turning sexist, racist etc missteps into publicity and charming his way out of the ensuing uproar.

1996? Disgusting.

I thought my mom was awesome because she mailed me homemade brownies and stickers to share with my friends.

I don't think it's a good idea to spend so much money on summer camps. Not because it's obviously obscene. But because I don't think it will be a great camp. I went to summer camp with my local scout group. Our leaders were people that enjoyed working with children so much that they would do it for free. They cared…

Or maybe it's just that if you have money to burn, you find ridiculous ways to burn it?