Needs more Yakety Sax.

Soooo, what if we inject poop bacteria from a really nice person into a person who is a total douche-canoe? Will it fix them? I'm only asking, because I know a few people who need this kind of science in their life.

Eat shit and diet?

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Wait, I thought that "thinspiration" was not a message in keeping with this site's overall message? I'm seriously confused here.

Tell the lady what she's won! Weight loss without exercise in general does NOT equal health.

"Isn't a problem" for what? Because as far as I know clogging your arteries is not very good for you. Did you mean it's not a problem for weight loss? Because that only proves my point.

Behold: this woman admits to eating a high-fat diet and not exercising at all and people are still calling this healthy. Because she's thinner now. I mean, if there ever was a clearer evidence that "healthy" in mainstream parlance is just a euphemism for "thin" and "healthy" talk is thinly-veiled fat-shaming, I've…

Man, as an epileptic person, I have no idea why people play around with ketogenic diets. They're hell on your body.

I hear ya, I probably should just shut up and not be judgy. But I always roll my eyes and get so bored when people bring up these gimmicky-sounding diets.

I know, a lot of things can work for weight loss. But for long-term health, that's not a good strategy.

I wish this weren't a popcorn situation. Someone is proud of what they did, but because it happens to be weight loss, we're going to get a whole bunch of people in here crying about how it's unfair that we're glorifying her being unhappy with her body, and a bunch of people in here fat-shaming.

It's all a part of the "don't get raped" versus "don't rape" gendered dialogue we have. I've been torqued up over it all afternoon, particularly because I so love and respect the friends who shared it.

he other night, the Hall family sat around the dining-room table and looked at a bunch of teenage girls' social media feeds, as they "sometimes do"

"They can produce fire from their mouths, bind and then free themselves, and juggle twelve balls with extraordinary skill."

That line got me. Like I imagine all the girls saying "da fuck you talking to us for then? Your kids are the ones lingering and I'm just posting a picture. Try raising some men with integrity and leave me out of it."

My nephew has been at the tip top of his class since he started school. Once he hit middle school, if he came across a bra strap he all of a sudden couldn't add 2 + 2. My sister never blamed the slutty girls showing their sin holsters. She just made sure that he got his shit into gear and worked as hard as he did…

"RUN to your accounts and take down anything that makes it easy for your male friends to imagine you naked in your bedroom."

I feel sorry for whoever dates her boys. There's some oedipal shit going on in that house.