D.B. Pooper

Don’t mind me, I’m just going to wait for what I’m sure will be a calm and reasonable comment section.

Kristin,

Wow, the “Not Voting and Not Caring” contingent needs to make themselves known so we can fucking stone y’all

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What about the sugar cookies?!? Can we still have those?!?

So we like this now?

Don’t forget what his trophy wife is costing us to stay in NY. And what it’s costing us for him to go to his resort in florida EVERY weekend.

The fucking rallies! Our tax dollars are supporting this bullshit! This is like a 1,000 Obama rounds of golf, wrapped up in a ‘fuck you’ bow, and broadcast on Tv, because my PTSD and weed consumption is not already maxed out!

Trump was sworn in as president 2 full months ago. He was elected to the office two and a half months prior to that. I think there’s a statute of limitations as to how many victory laps a person can take, no?

These motherfuckers are all a bunch of traitors.

P.S. That’s how stem cells work, right?

Seriously, watch a BBC interview. They don’t just nod their heads in agreement with whatever the hell the interviewee is saying. If someone says something that’s obviously bullshit, the interviewer will call it obvious bullshit, and press the interviewee on why they think it’s ok to spout such bullshit in the most…

We must take some stem cells from this reporter and inject them into every member of the White House Press Corps.

Also, if Trump does not have a case of backpfeifengesicht*, I don’t know who does.

At least we know that Donald Trump hates women more than he loves powerful Germans.

What more can Frau Merkel be asked to endure from Republican presidents?