Topical humor! I like it.

iPods.

i want 'Lieutenant Tanktop' to be my new username, but only if it can auto-correct itself to 'Leftenant Tanktop' whilst commenting on Sleepy Hollow.

Upright, not United. Sheesh.

Is no one going to point out, though, that yet another coming-of-age young black girl book/memoir dealing with the civil rights/Jim Crow era and sporting a provocative title is…just a bit cliched?

I'd like to officially announce that I Lemony Snicketed your Mom last night.

Indeed. 'The Mist' is a great example of altering a King ending in a tasteful and improved manner.

Rewriting it would be a disaster.

This is a good thing. Something like 'The Stand' needs to be stretched over a significant amount of running time instead of crammed down into too-brief omitting nothingness ("It" miniseries, looking at you).

FUCK POPTIMISM, that is all.

Her and Tig Notaro should have a 'painfully unfunny'-off sometime.

Indeed! How's about we stop offending minorities and victims of religious persecution, gang? What do ya say?

*sigh*

No…they honestly think cold weather has something to do with a perceived 'lack' of global warming, because they take the term literally, because they're fucking idiots. America.

Interpol is stuck in the snow in Buffalo and stuck in the same sound since 2002!

The Salem Witch Trials has become like the go-to for false equivalencies in the internet age.

There are classes to help you with reading comprehension, since you missed my entire point so thoroughly. You'll make it little buddy!

Becca seems genuinely shocked that a writer/creator could have a consistent style and approach. Next target? JG Ballard, why you writin' about technology so damn much?

haha, THIS!

Asylum was a masterpiece, period. One day it'll be seen as such.