We’ve been tailoring our bodies to what we think is pretty since time immemorial. The human race has never been thrilled about its default state. I don’t see why this is any different.

Like, ugh the human body is so fucking gross omg.

Men: Ugh you can’t even say hi to a woman in the workplace anymore without her crying about sexual harassment

Now I’m imagining Bezos sending Sanchez a regular selfie of his face and her friends go “OMG WHO SENT YOU A DICK PIC!!!!!!???!?!"

We do not need to know this. Consenting adults make a mess of their personal lives everyday. Jeff Bezos decimates unions and exploits his workers. Amazon leaves a trail of housing and transportation problems in communities and they get major tax breaks for that privilege. Alexandria Ocasio Cortez and New York…

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:

You get instagram likes. Every “like” releases a small amount of dopamine and serotonin in your brain, which makes you feel good for a brief moment. When those chemicals are gone, you can experience feelings of emptiness and malaise. So you go hunting for your next fix. They're chasing the dragon.

Billy Corgan has been in the wrestling business for a handful of years, most notoriously as senior producer and later on president of TNA/Impact/GFW/Impact Wrestling in 2015/16.

She seems fun 😂

I’d totally stuff his goose...

God, I love Kids in the Hall - thank you for posting this!

if this guy is the future of the republican party i just started feeling a lot more optimistic about our country’s future.

Doesn’t that just mean he’s going to be terrible in bed and/or have terrible ideas about sex from porn?*

Yeah, I dont get the 72 virgins thing either.

Sean Lowe was born-again

Meanwhile, there’s video of Stephen Miller running for class President, on the campaign pledge that he’ll make the janitors the students’ personal slaves:

These are the kind of people who read Footloose as a story of the perfect town ruined by that no-good rapscallion Kevin Bacon.

“Help me with my bags” is something most Americans have said about their cloth exterior, frame interior, suitcases with wheels.