How about fuck you? Jaywalking isn’t wrong. People are born with liberty. Cars infringe on that liberty as all vehicles and conveyances due. Don’t blame the walker ever unless they jump in front of the car. Should they be more defensive? Sure. But I fucking hate that I live in a state that enforces dumbass jaywalking…

Can we think of anyone we’d want to see orgasm on screen less?

That was my reaction too. They couldn’t get the artist to fake like he stood tall and proud and instead just copied Alec Baldwin

Still baffled by the Louis CK witch hunt. He asked for consent. The complaints were all that he asked if it was cool if he beat iff in front of them. And they thought it was weird. There is just a huge gulf between the Weinsteins of the world and this bout of kink shaming and pearl clutching. Sarah is absolutely right…

fred and Carrie covered this territory already

Yes to all of that. All these people trynna take R down when they know Remix to Ignitition is one of the hotter jams ever. He just wants to put his key in the ignition. Is that so wrong?

You can still buy sudafed? We have to smuggle it across the border from Washington to Oregon. Weed’s legal but our sudafed is fake and lacks pseudo-ephedrine which is basically replaced with saline

Sounds like high-falutin boofing to me.

His treatments are much more effective for moosebumps and gorilla acne

Then what causes it? Do women just become ice queens or what? Asking for a friend

Oh I have a dog in this race. 0.0% chances the fucking dusty white dude of a certain age was angry about the hippin and the hoppin and the bippin n’a boppin. He definitely had kids fired for racist reasons and only wanted to fire the black chick but the white dude got tagged. Yes Spotify had clean streams; yes this…

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Yes. They could have picked a clean stream of any stream

Cemeteries...people are just dying to get in there! 🤣 Good thing California warms you of the risk

Including cemeteries. I almost fell over and died when I was visiting a cemetery In Lafayette to see the great Brent Mydland’s grave, and there was a Prop 65 warning on the road in, because formaldehyde in the bodies? Y’all Californians are nuts.

So, we should turn old elephants that have become dependent on us and have no natural predetaor experience out into the wild on the savannah to be eaten? You are a sick fuck

Omg damn you for reminding me of the way Wasilla Barbie used to say maverick. Or was that Tina Fey? Both?

Like a horse and you think it’s great. Love a horse and suddenly the cops get involved. Go figure. 🤷🏽‍♂️ https://nypost.com/2018/04/26/man-confesses-to-sex-with-horse-using-overturned-bucket/

Not to be disrespectful of her trauma, but how could he get the mandatory bag over her pillow face if she was awake? Amirite?

Jail? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 you think he’s ever going to do a minute in jail? He’ll appeal and will die long before that is resolved. And don’t forget when he dies during the appeal, the conviction gets wiped out. See, e.g., Aaron Hernandez.